Definitions by Shibby

slip and dick 

Slip and Dick; it’s when one falls and penis enters a poo Shute hole. Some people call this an accident, some people don’t.

Slip and dick; Oh shit Dave, I slipped and dicked into Sarah’s forbidden hole of punishment

slip and dick by Shibby March 10, 2021

poser amish

noun; A person who thinks it's cool to dress amish, but still uses electricity.

"Poser amish getting out her minivan again!"

poser amish by Shibby September 8, 2005

pharf 

a smell similar to that of cheesey farts and rancid milk. much like the smell of sweaty armpits/socks

"your nothing but a pharf bunny"

"good god man, did you just pharf?!"

pharf by shibby April 20, 2005

Kilty Monroe 

According to C. "Roast Beef" Kazenzakis of Achewood fame (www.achewood.com), the Kilty Monroe is when a Scottish man walks over a steam grate and the hot air blows his kilt up to reveal his blood pudding.

Whilst visiting Scotland, my eyes were baraged by several Kilty Monroe's.

Kilty Monroe by Shibby September 13, 2004

the Livid Pedro 

According to C. "Roast Beef" Kazenzakis of Achewood fame (www.achewood.com), the Livid Pedro is when the boy has too much tequila and he is just FURIOUS.

The boyfriend, severely intoxicated, pounded his girlfriend like a Livid Pedro.

the Livid Pedro by Shibby September 13, 2004

Bootussy Juice 

A frozen concentrate manufactured by Minute Maid. Fresh-squeezin's of the cherries of the bootussy bush.

Yes, Mr. Belvedere, I would like a tall glass of ice cold bootussy juice to go with my f'in flapjacks.

Bootussy Juice by Shibby August 4, 2004

dyslexia

A condition whereby letters get mixed up making a person read badly.

Dyslexics hate Christmas, because that's when Satan comes!

dyslexia by Shibby August 3, 2004