The Neil

A singular sexual activity where the pervert has 4 wines and then watches porn on 2 computers

I was so sad last night that I pulled The Neil - Mom walked in on me in the morning and tissues were all over the place

by Honcho69 December 9, 2020

The Neil Buie

anytime you think it necessary to defecate on a womans face and then proceed to make out with said woman

I gave my wife The Neil Buie and came down with every disease know to man kind.

by lil J styles November 30, 2011

The Neil Armstrong

A drink for the stars;
1/2 Hendricks Gin
1/2part Squirt soda

Ice
1 lime

Also known as: Moonbeam, Moonraker

If Squirt is not used, it is known as a Buzz Aldrin

The Neil Armstrong’s are out of this world

by Baboon11 September 1, 2021

Doing the Neil

Slang term for taking a crap/poo.

Oh Shit! Im going to explode! I have to go to the bathroom and Do the Neil.

Hes been in the bathroom for a long time, I think hes Doing the Neil.

by Phillip J. Dougan October 17, 2006

Neil the Broken yute

Bare safe sorry

Oh shit it’s neil the Broken yute

by Kenzie the opp October 12, 2018

Neil the faggot

A GUY WHO NORMAL LIKES PORN AND SUCKS DICK BUT IS NOT GAY

NEIL THE FAGGOT IS SUCKING DICK

by MYNAMESJEFF728 January 19, 2020

Neil & The Battocks

Neil the Seal’s band

I loved watching Neil & The Battocks

by WigglyLamppost February 22, 2024