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The Neil Buie 

anytime you think it necessary to defecate on a womans face and then proceed to make out with said woman
I gave my wife The Neil Buie and came down with every disease know to man kind.
The Neil Buie by lil J styles November 30, 2011

The Neil Armstrong 

A drink for the stars;
1/2 Hendricks Gin
1/2part Squirt soda

Ice
1 lime

Also known as: Moonbeam, Moonraker

If Squirt is not used, it is known as a Buzz Aldrin
The Neil Armstrong’s are out of this world
The Neil Armstrong by Baboon11 September 1, 2021

Doing the Neil 

Slang term for taking a crap/poo.
Oh Shit! Im going to explode! I have to go to the bathroom and Do the Neil.

Hes been in the bathroom for a long time, I think hes Doing the Neil.
Doing the Neil by Phillip J. Dougan October 17, 2006

Neil the Broken yute 

Bare safe sorry
Oh shit it’s neil the Broken yute

Neil the faggot 

A GUY WHO NORMAL LIKES PORN AND SUCKS DICK BUT IS NOT GAY
Neil the faggot by MYNAMESJEFF728 January 19, 2020

Neil & The Battocks 

Neil the Seal’s band
I loved watching Neil & The Battocks
Neil & The Battocks by WigglyLamppost February 22, 2024
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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