The Neil 

A singular sexual activity where the pervert has 4 wines and then watches porn on 2 computers

I was so sad last night that I pulled The Neil - Mom walked in on me in the morning and tissues were all over the place

The Neil by Honcho69 December 9, 2020

The Neil Buie 

anytime you think it necessary to defecate on a womans face and then proceed to make out with said woman

I gave my wife The Neil Buie and came down with every disease know to man kind.

The Neil Buie by lil J styles November 30, 2011

The Neil Armstrong 

A drink for the stars;
1/2 Hendricks Gin
1/2part Squirt soda

Ice
1 lime

Also known as: Moonbeam, Moonraker

If Squirt is not used, it is known as a Buzz Aldrin

The Neil Armstrong’s are out of this world

The Neil Armstrong by Baboon11 September 1, 2021

Doing the Neil 

Slang term for taking a crap/poo.

Oh Shit! Im going to explode! I have to go to the bathroom and Do the Neil.

Hes been in the bathroom for a long time, I think hes Doing the Neil.

Doing the Neil by Phillip J. Dougan October 17, 2006

Neil the Broken yute 

Bare safe sorry

Oh shit it’s neil the Broken yute

Neil the Broken yute by Kenzie the opp October 12, 2018

Neil the faggot 

A GUY WHO NORMAL LIKES PORN AND SUCKS DICK BUT IS NOT GAY

NEIL THE FAGGOT IS SUCKING DICK

Neil the faggot by MYNAMESJEFF728 January 19, 2020

Neil & The Battocks 

Neil the Seal’s band

I loved watching Neil & The Battocks

Neil & The Battocks by WigglyLamppost February 22, 2024