The Manning

The act of manoeuvring ones testicles and anus directly on the face of a unsuspecting person, with the penis resting on top of the head.

Man I gave that girl The Manning

by Scottymarvel September 15, 2016

The Manning Principal

The idea that smaller breasts are better for playing with, especially for the person being touched. This phenomenon occurs because all breasts have the same amount of nerve endings, meaning that smaller breasts are more sensitive over less of an area.

Kyle: "Bro, why are you still dating that girl? She got them small boobs."
George: "Haven't you heard of The Manning Principal? Smaller ones are better!"

by Albert Manning January 7, 2015

Manning the Internet

Spending too much time on MSN and not enough time out with friends. People who man the internet believe that it will fall apart if they don't spend all their time monitoring it.

Dan : 'Where's Ed tonight?'
Chris: 'He's at home manning the internet'.
Dan: 'What a looser'.

by dan squared December 7, 2006

Manning the guns

When you are doing a girl doggy style (more points if its anal) and she is so tired that her arms have given up and she is laying facedown into the pillow. Just as you are about to ejaculate you grab both arms under the elbows, pull her back in an arcing fashion and in conjustion with your convulsion yell "KACK-KACK-KACK-KACK-KACK-KACK". Akin to Cuba Gooding Jr. in Pearl Harbor

Ian: So Matt, did you and Veronica get it on last night?

Matt: Shit man, I shot down charlies left and right while I was manning the guns

by Ron Jeremiah Johnson III June 10, 2010

The Peyton Manning

A stunning sexual maneuver which can only be performed by a pro-style athletic type, much like the pro quarterback its named after. The move stems from what quarterbacks have done right before the hike during NFL games. It involves the female counterpart squatting over the man's genitals and acting as if his lob-on is a football awaiting to be hiked. The female then licks the tips of her fingers mimicking the quarterbacks that do the same before the hike to get their hands nice and lubricated. The female then yells "hike!" and the man lifts his lob-on into her awaking moist hands and she quote "goes to town on his dick with her hands" with and swift up and down motion. This will eventually lead to a touchdown for both players involved, where the seaman shoots into the female's face to metaphorically symbolize the Gatorade bath Peyton would receive upon throwing a game winning touchdown.

Can be also be referred to as getting "Payton".

- "The Peyton Manning is the best thing that has ever happened to football"

- Dude: "Hey bitch, would you like to play football with me?"
- Bitch: "Yes!! I love football!"
- Dude: "Well can you give me some Peyton Manning after?"
- Bitch: "I'll show you how to throw a spiral."

- "Man, I totally want to get some Peyton tonight."

- "I want to go all Peyton Manning up in his shit."

by The Inventor of April 29, 2011

Manning the Ship

A drinking game amongst friends. Can either be played with 750's, Liters or 1.75's depending on the tolerance and size of the group. Obtain a bottle of Captain Morgan, Admiral Nelson and Sailor Jerry's. Also take the size of the group and multiply that times 2... obtain that many mini-shots of Kraken Black Spiced Rum (if you can't find those, a bottle will do just fine). The goal is to finish all three bottles of Captain, Admiral and Sailor and each member of the group get's 2 shots of the Kraken throughout the experience (in a fashion similar to getting Smirnoff "iced") as to simulate the event of a Kraken attack on the ship. After you have completed this game, you are now probably pretty intoxicated and can tell people you are "sailing the seas".

"What are we drinking tonight?"

"I don't know, man, I was thinking about manning the ship..."

"Dude! I'm so game! I'll tell the guys."

by TheMorningLark August 20, 2015

Manning the Air

The action of leaving a smell associated with a dank locker room, teen bedroom, or any place else that smells like some people just fucked there.

I say Elanor your new house is beautiful but your son's room is manning the air too much. Please do have him bathe and properly dispose of things before the next brunch Ciao!

I hope that chicks husband don't come early cause I manned the air in her bedroom know what i mean?

by Keasterbunny July 8, 2019