Shitzkrieg

When everything is going wrong in your life all at once; a time when everything is rapidly changing for the worst or strangely burdensome.
My wife is cheating on me with my sister, I locked my keys in my car, and my boss called to fire me. Why is today such a shitzkrieg?
by Keasterbunny December 14, 2023
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Dirt Roads Scholar

A low class, poorly educated “know it all” type. Someone who thinks they are right because it “makes sense” to them.
The new guy is a real idiot. I bet his resume proves he’s a dirt roads scholar.
by Keasterbunny October 05, 2023
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Tadain’t

This is not, and i mean not , the right time.( It literally translates to “today is not”. Its a 1.5 syllable word. )
Tadain’t the day to be messinwith me.
by Keasterbunny July 29, 2023
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Threendship

Three people in a platonic relationship who always hang out.
We spend so much time together that everyone thinks we’re dating but it’s really just a threendship.
by Keasterbunny June 27, 2023
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Fr-HIGHday the 13th

A tradition of calling out of work, avoiding responsibilities, and not being where you should be. The belief is that if you are out of place and high misfortune won’t find you.
Hey, we’re calling out tomorrow, roasting some bones, and heading downtown for Fr-HIGHday the 13th. You in?
by Keasterbunny October 13, 2023
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Saudi Fist Bump

When you are using a gas pump to refill your vehicle.
People complain about gas prices but they don’t stop doing the Saudi Fist Bump.
by Keasterbunny July 18, 2022
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Manning the Air

The action of leaving a smell associated with a dank locker room, teen bedroom, or any place else that smells like some people just fucked there.
I say Elanor your new house is beautiful but your son's room is manning the air too much. Please do have him bathe and properly dispose of things before the next brunch Ciao!

I hope that chicks husband don't come early cause I manned the air in her bedroom know what i mean?
by Keasterbunny July 08, 2019
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