Open Chairy

The right to openly brandish a folding chair and using it for self defense.

Have all the tiki torches you want. I Open Chairy, fool.

by Keasterbunny August 13, 2023

Manning the Air

The action of leaving a smell associated with a dank locker room, teen bedroom, or any place else that smells like some people just fucked there.

I say Elanor your new house is beautiful but your son's room is manning the air too much. Please do have him bathe and properly dispose of things before the next brunch Ciao!

I hope that chicks husband don't come early cause I manned the air in her bedroom know what i mean?

by Keasterbunny July 08, 2019

Classy as the front door

A work/kid friendly way to say “classy as fuck”. A play on “shut the front door”

“Dang, look at this spread. Your kid’s party is classy as the front door”

by Keasterbunny July 08, 2025

Mickey High Club

Having sexual contact intercourse on a Disney ride.

We had a great time at Disney.. She wanted to join the Mickey High Club so we banged it out on Splash Mountain like 6 times.

by Keasterbunny July 16, 2023

Saudi Fist Bump

When you are using a gas pump to refill your vehicle.

People complain about gas prices but they don’t stop doing the Saudi Fist Bump.

by Keasterbunny July 18, 2022

Shitzkrieg

When everything is going wrong in your life all at once; a time when everything is rapidly changing for the worst or strangely burdensome.

My wife is cheating on me with my sister, I locked my keys in my car, and my boss called to fire me. Why is today such a shitzkrieg?

by Keasterbunny December 13, 2023

Petstered

When your pets refuse to let you sleep at night by crashing around, bathing, or bed hogging.

I was late to work because my cat petstered me all night.

by Keasterbunny June 26, 2019