Definitions by Keasterbunny

Halloweenvy 

The feeling that you should be doing more for halloween; a sense that your neighbor’s house just looks a lot better than yours.

Have you seen these halloween posts on instagram? Im so jealous! I think i have halloweenvy.

Halloweenvy by Keasterbunny July 16, 2025

Classy as the front door 

A work/kid friendly way to say “classy as fuck”. A play on “shut the front door”

“Dang, look at this spread. Your kid’s party is classy as the front door”

Classy as the front door by Keasterbunny July 8, 2025

Prenoyed

To be annoyed in advance by a person or event; a premonition of being highly annoyed.

My cat hates having her picture taken. Its like she gets prenoyed and stops being cute.

Prenoyed by Keasterbunny May 7, 2025

Shitzkrieg 

When everything is going wrong in your life all at once; a time when everything is rapidly changing for the worst or strangely burdensome.

My wife is cheating on me with my sister, I locked my keys in my car, and my boss called to fire me. Why is today such a shitzkrieg?

Shitzkrieg by Keasterbunny December 13, 2023

Fr-HIGHday the 13th 

A tradition of calling out of work, avoiding responsibilities, and not being where you should be. The belief is that if you are out of place and high misfortune won’t find you.

Hey, we’re calling out tomorrow, roasting some bones, and heading downtown for Fr-HIGHday the 13th. You in?

Fr-HIGHday the 13th by Keasterbunny October 13, 2023

Dirt Roads Scholar

A low class, poorly educated “know it all” type. Someone who thinks they are right because it “makes sense” to them.

The new guy is a real idiot. I bet his resume proves he’s a dirt roads scholar.

Dirt Roads Scholar by Keasterbunny October 5, 2023

Open Chairy 

The right to openly brandish a folding chair and using it for self defense.

Have all the tiki torches you want. I Open Chairy, fool.

Open Chairy by Keasterbunny August 13, 2023