Keasterbunny's definitions

Petstered

When your pets refuse to let you sleep at night by crashing around, bathing, or bed hogging.

I was late to work because my cat petstered me all night.

by Keasterbunny June 26, 2019

Manning the Air

The action of leaving a smell associated with a dank locker room, teen bedroom, or any place else that smells like some people just fucked there.

I say Elanor your new house is beautiful but your son's room is manning the air too much. Please do have him bathe and properly dispose of things before the next brunch Ciao!

I hope that chicks husband don't come early cause I manned the air in her bedroom know what i mean?

by Keasterbunny July 8, 2019

Threendship

Three people in a platonic relationship who always hang out.

We spend so much time together that everyone thinks we’re dating but it’s really just a threendship.

by Keasterbunny June 27, 2023

Mullet Lite

Any of the cheap watered down American beers such as Bud Light or Natty light.

If you’re going to Mike’s house you better bring your own beer. All he buys is Mullet Lite.

by Keasterbunny March 10, 2023

Mullet Lite

Any of the cheap watered down American beers such as Bud Light or Natty light.

If you’re going to Mike’s house you better bring your own beer. All he buys is Mullet Lite.

by Keasterbunny March 10, 2023

Fr-HIGHday the 13th

A tradition of calling out of work, avoiding responsibilities, and not being where you should be. The belief is that if you are out of place and high misfortune won’t find you.

Hey, we’re calling out tomorrow, roasting some bones, and heading downtown for Fr-HIGHday the 13th. You in?

by Keasterbunny October 13, 2023

Shitzkrieg

When everything is going wrong in your life all at once; a time when everything is rapidly changing for the worst or strangely burdensome.

My wife is cheating on me with my sister, I locked my keys in my car, and my boss called to fire me. Why is today such a shitzkrieg?

by Keasterbunny December 13, 2023