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The Holey Bible

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A specially designed Bible with a cross-shaped hole that runs across the front and back covers of the holy book to remind readers that Jesus died on the cross for their sins, so that whoever believes in Him will not perish but have eternal life.
No one knows how many original copies of “The Holey Bible”—a collectors’ item among both believers and unbelievers—are in circulation.
The Holey Bible by MathPlus August 21, 2021
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The Holy Bible 

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it is simply Shrek 3
Joe: dude lets watch the holy bible
Deez: DOOOD I LOVE SHREK 3
The Holy Bible by APY3R January 10, 2022
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The Holy Bible 

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awesomely amazing album by the manic street preachers released in 1994, in which every track is a gem.
"Dude, the Holy Bible is awesome"

"I agree. It rox shiz"
The Holy Bible by im a loser October 16, 2008
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the holy bible 

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something you might need after looking at porn
Person1: I just looked at unholyness, and I need the holy bible.
Person2: Hol up.
the holy bible by table fan February 19, 2021
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The Holy Bible 

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The all time best selling fiction novel, a cult classic of literature
The Holy Bible has a really committed fan base, I heard there’s a lot of conflict over whether the sequel is canon.
The Holy Bible by Mike N. Ike February 1, 2021
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The Holy Bible 

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Album created by BTS
Mike: Hey, did you read The Holy Bible?
Joe: 我叫乔，我想死
The Holy Bible by 0wl3l October 19, 2021
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The Holy Bible 

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The all-time bestseller the devil hates seeing someone reading it, or the one book leaders from certain faiths would forbid their followers from owning a copy, because its contents have the power to set them free from spiritual blindness and bondage, and to change their lives for the better forever.
It’s not surprising that those caught carrying, much less reading, the Holy Bible in public places, in some parts of the world, could be fined or/and jailed, because religious and political leaders are afraid that the truth revealed in it would undermine their position and authority in leading people to avoid heading to the wrong side of eternity.
The Holy Bible by MathPlus July 13, 2021
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