The Holey Bible

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A specially designed Bible with a cross-shaped hole that runs across the front and back covers of the holy book to remind readers that Jesus died on the cross for their sins, so that whoever believes in Him will not perish but have eternal life.

No one knows how many original copies of “The Holey Bible”—a collectors’ item among both believers and unbelievers—are in circulation.

The Holey Bible by MathPlus August 21, 2021

Words you can keep

The Holy Bible

it is simply Shrek 3

Joe: dude lets watch the holy bible
Deez: DOOOD I LOVE SHREK 3

The Holy Bible by APY3R January 10, 2022

The Holy Bible

awesomely amazing album by the manic street preachers released in 1994, in which every track is a gem.

"Dude, the Holy Bible is awesome"

"I agree. It rox shiz"

The Holy Bible by im a loser October 16, 2008

the holy bible

something you might need after looking at porn

Person1: I just looked at unholyness, and I need the holy bible.
Person2: Hol up.

the holy bible by table fan February 19, 2021

The Holy Bible

The all time best selling fiction novel, a cult classic of literature

The Holy Bible has a really committed fan base, I heard there’s a lot of conflict over whether the sequel is canon.

The Holy Bible by Mike N. Ike February 1, 2021

The Holy Bible

Album created by BTS

Mike: Hey, did you read The Holy Bible?
Joe: 我叫乔，我想死

The Holy Bible by 0wl3l October 19, 2021

The Holy Bible

The all-time bestseller the devil hates seeing someone reading it, or the one book leaders from certain faiths would forbid their followers from owning a copy, because its contents have the power to set them free from spiritual blindness and bondage, and to change their lives for the better forever.

It’s not surprising that those caught carrying, much less reading, the Holy Bible in public places, in some parts of the world, could be fined or/and jailed, because religious and political leaders are afraid that the truth revealed in it would undermine their position and authority in leading people to avoid heading to the wrong side of eternity.

The Holy Bible by MathPlus July 13, 2021

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.

There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.

Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026

Word of the Day on September 10, 2026

Rammys

-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions

“Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”

Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023

Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

Word of the Day on September 8, 2026

NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026