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The Hamburger 

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A penis trick in which you fold your dingy between and under your beanbag. Proceed to hold it there and twist the entire unit as a whole. Now your dingy should be between your balls in the horizontal position. If done right the outcome will strikingly resemble a hamburger. Comes with a sesame seed bun.
Ladies love the hamburger.
The Hamburger by the one and only brad January 23, 2004
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The Hamburdler • The Hamburgler • The Hamburglar • The Hamburger • The Hamburger Hepler Effect • The Hamburglar Game! • The Hamburglar Touch • Browning the hamburger meat • Cooking the hamburger over the hotdog • Jerry the Hamburglar

The Temple of Gremace and the Hamburglar

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A religion of worshiping the McDonald's characters Gremace (the big purple guy) and the Hamburglar (that gay thief guy). This religion involves you having to go to temple every day at 2am or you will be tracked down and killed. To join this religion you must cut your wrist over a bible letting the blood drip over it while you eat a hamburger from a preticipating McDonald's only $.99 and while you are there you should try monopoly at McDonald's where you have a 1 in 4 chance of winning, just saying.
Lets go to the temple of Gremace and the hamburglar and slit our wrists!
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The Hamburgler 

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When a girl uses the grease from a fast food hamburger as lubricant for a kickin' handjob.
"After eating some White Castle's I turned on some Barry White, lit some candles and that girl gave me quite the hamburgler!"
The Hamburgler by KuJo December 12, 2004
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The Hamburglar 

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A person or group of people place a large order of hamburgers from the McDonald's drive-thru menu. Then, after they have paid for them, the driver looks away (preferably placing a wallet or pocketbook in the passenger's seat). While the driver is looking the other way, another person dressed in a black striped outfit runs by the window and grabs the bag of hamburgers from the McDonald's worker. Then the driver asks for his money back or another order, and the group successfully doubles their order of hamburgers.
My friends and I were starving, so we decided to use the hamburglar.
The Hamburglar by lsdforfree December 26, 2009
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The Hamburglar 

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A mysterious entity that steals food while being delivered to a customer in the drive-thru, typically at the food chain known for their "Golden Arches"(aka McDonald's). So far he has gotten away with an estimated 25,978 bigmacs, 75,060 kids meals, over 10,800 large sodas, and an estimated $20,000 dollars worth of large fries orders. As an attempt to catch the thief, McDonald's has issued a reward of $2M and a lifetime supply of anything on the dollar menu. His range: anywhere there's a McDonald's.
Sorry, mom. I would have brought some home for you, but the hamburglar took our whole order!
The Hamburglar by M_P_X June 2, 2017
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The Hamburger Hepler Effect 

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The superfluous addition of hardcore homosexual sex scenes to a video game solely to pander to the gay demographic.
The Hamburger Hepler Effect occurs because of the desire by large media companies to pander to every possible demographic in order to boost sales of their terrible products so that they can claim market success even on the backs of total artistic failure.

Examples: Everything from Bioware/EA in the past three years.
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