The Hamburgler

When a girl uses the grease from a fast food hamburger as lubricant for a kickin' handjob.

"After eating some White Castle's I turned on some Barry White, lit some candles and that girl gave me quite the hamburgler!"

by KuJo December 13, 2004

Hamburgle

Verb; the act designated to the theft or larceny of a hamburger, cheeseburger, or burger derivative.

Past Tense: Hamburgled

Some sneaky fiend has hamburgled my Junior Bacon Chee.!

by Kurt Yaeger May 1, 2006

hamburgler

Thomas Ryan Murphy at RPI

Ryan (the hamburgler) pre-gamed Meal Plan with a hamburger

by TNFiji November 15, 2004

hamburgler

The most notorious criminal in American history. Reponsible for the pickle mutiny of 1932 and heisting millions of Hamburgers from the McDonalds archive.

If the Hamburgler ever stole my burger, I'd shoot him in the back as he fled.

by jerem December 20, 2003

Hamburgler

While having ones asshole eaten out, proceed to rip a wet fart on the face of the person eating the asshole. The result being a mask of shit around the eyes looking like The Hamburgler. A.K.A. The Raccoon, the Wrobel Wrobel

While eating out his girlfriends asshole, she let a wet one rip in his face. He looked like the fucking Hamburgler

by tekrc May 8, 2009

Hamburgled

When you leave your lunch in the company fridge and someone swipes it.

My lunch is gone, I've been hamburgled!

by Pokerface86 November 8, 2009

hamburgler

One who deems it appropriate to burgle ham.

by assclown October 24, 2003