The HARPER
The HARPER by BWC sassquatch August 18, 2025
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The Harper Stare
An ability bestowed only upon those of the Harper bloodline. Involving intricate positioning of the facial muscles and eyes, the Harper Stare has the ability to strike fear into the hearts of men and women alike. It is said that those who fall victim to the Harper Stare become immediately immobilized mentally. Bravery turns to cowardice. Victory instantly turns to defeat. In modern times, those possessing the ability of the Harper Stare have a biological "I win button".
Guy: WHY DID YOU SMASH MY CAR AND BURN DOWN MY HOUSE? IM CALLING THE COPS ON YOU!!
Harper: *Harper Stare*
Guy: why...did...i...smash my car and....burn...my house down? I...should call the police on myself.
God: The Harper Stare has taken control.
Harper: *Harper Stare*
Guy: why...did...i...smash my car and....burn...my house down? I...should call the police on myself.
God: The Harper Stare has taken control.
The Harper Stare by victimoftheharperstare September 30, 2011
The Harper Avery/Catherine Fox Foundation
a fictitious foundation which has an award bestowed to be people with surgical brilliance in grey's anatomy. it is accompanied by $500,000. this is only in the universe of grey's anatomy and does not exist. cristina yang is nominated, but doesn't get it because of a conflict of interest. Ellis grey got multiple and was the first one to be a surgical resident and a recipient. it is at first named for Jackson Avery's grandfather, and then eventually his mother, Catherine.
the harper avery award for surgical innovation goes to Doctor Meredith Grey!
the Catherine fox award foundation was created after a public scandal.
The Harper Avery/Catherine Fox Foundation
the Catherine fox award foundation was created after a public scandal.
The Harper Avery/Catherine Fox Foundation
The Harper Avery/Catherine Fox Foundation by instace May 31, 2020
Fresh from the hamper
When one runs out of clean clothes and is forced to dig around in the hamper in search of clothes that don't smell awful or have stains. You can tell that the clothes are fresh from the hamper when they are wrinkled and smell a little like yeast and moldy growth.
Ariela: See that girl over there? Her Interlochen uniform smells like Febreze... does she smoke?
Sterling: I don't think so... See how wrinkly and sweat stained her blouse is? Her outfit must be fresh from the hamper.
Sterling: I don't think so... See how wrinkly and sweat stained her blouse is? Her outfit must be fresh from the hamper.
Fresh from the hamper by rainthesnowaway July 22, 2011
The Harker School
One of the best schools in the world with the #1 ranking by the Princeton Review in AP CompSci, AP Psych, AP Chem, and AP Calc BC/Multivariate Calc.
Dumb bitches who wrote those other 2 definitions, you guys were probably just too stupid to get in.
Also happens to cost fricken $42,000 a year.
Absolutely beautiful campus with a $25 million building, Nichols Hall, the first gold-LED building in all of Santa Clara County.
Dumb bitches who wrote those other 2 definitions, you guys were probably just too stupid to get in.
Also happens to cost fricken $42,000 a year.
Absolutely beautiful campus with a $25 million building, Nichols Hall, the first gold-LED building in all of Santa Clara County.
"Heey, look at that Harker kid! He goes to THE HARKER SCHOOL!"
"Whoaa, his first car is a Bentley and he also took AP Calc BC in 8th grade -___-"
harker
"Whoaa, his first car is a Bentley and he also took AP Calc BC in 8th grade -___-"
harker
The Harker School by Helllooo:)! September 15, 2010
The Hamper Pooper
The Nickname for former Green Bay Packer RB Najeh Davenport. He was given the name after breaking into a university dormitory and defecating in his ex girlfriends Hamper in her closet.
The Hamper Pooper rushed for 116 yards and 2 TD's and celebrated by dropping a duke in the locker room Hamper
The Hamper Pooper by Dirty Honkey July 4, 2008
The Harker School
1. world reknowned (at least known to all the obviously smart people who make more money than you do because you didn't care about an education and its not my fault that you now live the way you do!)private school that is very expensive but worth the cost
2. a (not the) school with many many many indian people
3. home (at one time) to all the Harkee's
4. one of the many schools that are better than evhs or silver creek (they don't deserve to have their letters capitalized)
5. EAGLE PRIDE BITCH!!!
2. a (not the) school with many many many indian people
3. home (at one time) to all the Harkee's
4. one of the many schools that are better than evhs or silver creek (they don't deserve to have their letters capitalized)
5. EAGLE PRIDE BITCH!!!
The Harker School by Pyro Jim October 13, 2004
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