The Glome

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A cuddly, sentimental demon-hunting creature that cries over spilled cookies and gives food to bums. Also known to create psychedelic art / literature.

The Glome: so something strange happened on the way from the deli

x: what?

The Glome: 1. there was a hole in my grocery bag as I biked home
2. I kept being distracted by attractive women
3. I LOST ALL OF MY GROCERIES

The Glome by thepurplemonster October 20, 2008

Words you can keep

shocking the globe

when you let a hott lady suck on one of your testicles and thats it, till you fall asleep.

i wish that big booty bitch would be shocking the globe.

shocking the globe by Joshee November 26, 2006

The Geometry Dash Effect

When someone slowly gets worse and worse at something the longer a session goes on. This effect is mainly caused by the brain sabotaging the session because it grows tired of shit and wants to do something else.

Person 1: AGHHHH!!!

Person 2: You good?

Person 1: NO! I'm trying to beat Deadlocked, but every time I play, I just keep dying earlier!!! I hate this game!!!

Person 2: No you don't. You're just experiencing the Geometry Dash Effect. You gotta take a break to do something else.

Person 1: Yeah. Wanna make out?

Person 2: Hell yeah

*kissing ensues*

The Geometry Dash Effect by ThatBananaSansGuy1918 March 17, 2021

The Glombosmos

The Glombosmos is a supernatural God worshipped by a small group of Mesopotamians. Is is thought to have created the essential balance of life (and hair)

Sal: So kids what have you learned about the Glombosmos?
Student: nothing

The Glombosmos by silkwormguything January 24, 2019

spinning the globe

1. Another phrase for masturbating.

2. Another phrase for giving someone a hand/blow job.

1. I was spinning the globe last night because I was very horny.

2. First we made out, then she started spinning the globe.

spinning the globe by John Billy Smith June 26, 2008

Around The Globe Dome

When you receive head from 3 or more girls that are from differents racial backrounds at once.

1. "Yo i just an around the globe from that english chick the spanish chick and the asian chick but i couldnt get hard"

2. L Dub : "son he had three girls from 3 different nationalities sucking his dick"
Vito: "Hahahaha"
L Dub: "He got an around the globe dome dogg"
Vito : "HAHAHAHAHAHA"
Vito : "That made my day"

Around The Globe Dome by Lamar "L-dub" Lax God (and VJ) August 11, 2008

across the globe

Around the earth

Across the globe opinions appear unanimous as perceptions refrain from being synonymous.

across the globe by Hercolena Oliver February 24, 2009

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026

Cottaging

the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.

Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003

Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026