The Glome 

A cuddly, sentimental demon-hunting creature that cries over spilled cookies and gives food to bums. Also known to create psychedelic art / literature.

The Glome: so something strange happened on the way from the deli

x: what?

The Glome: 1. there was a hole in my grocery bag as I biked home
2. I kept being distracted by attractive women
3. I LOST ALL OF MY GROCERIES

The Glome by thepurplemonster October 20, 2008

shocking the globe 

when you let a hott lady suck on one of your testicles and thats it, till you fall asleep.

i wish that big booty bitch would be shocking the globe.

shocking the globe by Joshee November 26, 2006

The Geometry Dash Effect

When someone slowly gets worse and worse at something the longer a session goes on. This effect is mainly caused by the brain sabotaging the session because it grows tired of shit and wants to do something else.

Person 1: AGHHHH!!!

Person 2: You good?

Person 1: NO! I'm trying to beat Deadlocked, but every time I play, I just keep dying earlier!!! I hate this game!!!

Person 2: No you don't. You're just experiencing the Geometry Dash Effect. You gotta take a break to do something else.

Person 1: Yeah. Wanna make out?

Person 2: Hell yeah

*kissing ensues*

The Geometry Dash Effect by ThatBananaSansGuy1918 March 17, 2021

The Glombosmos 

The Glombosmos is a supernatural God worshipped by a small group of Mesopotamians. Is is thought to have created the essential balance of life (and hair)

Sal: So kids what have you learned about the Glombosmos?
Student: nothing

The Glombosmos by silkwormguything January 24, 2019

spinning the globe 

1. Another phrase for masturbating.

2. Another phrase for giving someone a hand/blow job.

1. I was spinning the globe last night because I was very horny.

2. First we made out, then she started spinning the globe.

spinning the globe by John Billy Smith June 26, 2008

Around The Globe Dome 

When you receive head from 3 or more girls that are from differents racial backrounds at once.

1. "Yo i just an around the globe from that english chick the spanish chick and the asian chick but i couldnt get hard"

2. L Dub : "son he had three girls from 3 different nationalities sucking his dick"
Vito: "Hahahaha"
L Dub: "He got an around the globe dome dogg"
Vito : "HAHAHAHAHAHA"
Vito : "That made my day"

Around The Globe Dome by Lamar "L-dub" Lax God (and VJ) August 11, 2008

across the globe 

Around the earth

Across the globe opinions appear unanimous as perceptions refrain from being synonymous.

across the globe by Hercolena Oliver February 24, 2009