Joshee's definitions

baby bruise

when youre lover is 4 or more years younger than you and you slap her in the face with your boner.

i gave my little bitch a baby bruise.

by Joshee November 28, 2006

Kickstand

When youre riding your bike in a terry cloth robe and your tip is hanging out of the bottom.

Today in central park, a man rode past me and hit me in the chin with his kickstand.

by joshee June 7, 2007

jibbee juice

another word for hot vagina squeezed secretions.

yo, looks like you got some dried up jibbee juice in your mustache.

by Joshee November 28, 2006

Puffin Puss

when your ladyfriend's labia majora becomes so excited that it puffs up larger than your erection.

When Gina has a puffin puss it makes me feel small as a breakfast sausage.

by joshee October 24, 2007

Nintenblow

when youre having sex with a girl and experience difficulties. so you pull out and allow her to blow on it and then re-insert. similar to an nes game cartridge.

my lady's lag time was taking me on a trip to soft city, so i requested a nintenblow.

by joshee October 24, 2007

Ultimate Stingray

When you take a Jagr Shot through your urethra.

Charles Barkley performed a slammin' ultimate stingray on me.

by joshee April 19, 2007

brown on bag

when your poop drops out of your butthole and smears on the back of your testicles.

austin got brown on bag while defecating on a toilet that was at a strange angle.

by joshee May 23, 2008