10 definitions by Joshee

baby bruise

when youre lover is 4 or more years younger than you and you slap her in the face with your boner.

i gave my little bitch a baby bruise.

by Joshee November 28, 2006

blowbee jobee

a sexual position in which you are pinching a girl's nipples while she's giving you a blowjob.

twiddles gave me a sick ass blowbee jobee this afternoon.

by Joshee November 27, 2006

Puffin Puss

when your ladyfriend's labia majora becomes so excited that it puffs up larger than your erection.

When Gina has a puffin puss it makes me feel small as a breakfast sausage.

by Joshee October 9, 2007

Ultimate Stingray

When you take a Jagr Shot through your urethra.

Charles Barkley performed a slammin' ultimate stingray on me.

by Joshee April 12, 2007

Kickstand

When youre riding your bike in a terry cloth robe and your tip is hanging out of the bottom.

Today in central park, a man rode past me and hit me in the chin with his kickstand.

by Joshee May 20, 2007

Nintenblow

when youre having sex with a girl and experience difficulties. so you pull out and allow her to blow on it and then re-insert. similar to an nes game cartridge.

my lady's lag time was taking me on a trip to soft city, so i requested a nintenblow.

by Joshee October 9, 2007

shocking the globe

when you let a hott lady suck on one of your testicles and thats it, till you fall asleep.

i wish that big booty bitch would be shocking the globe.

by Joshee November 27, 2006