That's 

An abbreviated way of saying "That's what she said," or TWSS. For use in public situations where the full joke may be frowned upon by stuck-ups and hipsters.

I'd never seen anything that long before.

That's!

That's by ObliviousTragedy September 29, 2010

That’s a mean cup of water. 

That’s a mean cup of water — A mytho-legendary quote attributed to The Man in Black himself Johnny Cash when he performed live at San Quentin Prison.

Many people were against his performance in prisons especially prison guard unions who thought that a Johnny Cash prison performances would quite probably incite riots.

What actually happened was that Cash said: “If there are any guards still talking to me could you bring me a cup of water”.

After he finished drinking it, Cash destroyed and crushed the tin cup in which his water had been provided. Then he sang a song about the uselessness of San Quentin Prison and theories of rehabilitation called: San Quentin.

His Johnny Cash Live at San Quentin Album was certified gold on August 12th 1969 and in spite of the documented evidence to the contrary, the legend of the “ That’s a mean cup of water” quote is more powerful than what actually occurred.

But that’s the thing about a good and well told mytho-legendary story: it’s never what actually happened; it’s what SHOULD HAVE HAPPENED!!!!

That’s a mean cup of water. I felt tough like I’ve seen a thing or two; but I’ve never seen anything as hard as the cup of water I just drank!!!!

That’s a mean cup of water. by Mind Hunter the Profiler March 30, 2023

That’s so much!

That’s so much! — a more intense version of: “That’s a lot!”; and yet another way to say: “Da Fuq!!!!????”
This ejaculation is usually accompanied by sitting down hard; throwing an object to the ground in frustration; or almost losing consciousness.

If it is whispered or spoken softly; then this is even worse.

A reaction to being confronted by a life changing moment involving People, Events, Timings, or Situations.

1) Husband confronted by his wife in bed with another woman:
That’s so much!

2) Wife confronted by her husband in bed with the same woman:
That’s so much!

3) Extended family confronted by the 21st century concept of “The Thruple”
That’s so much!

That’s so much! by Mind Hunter the Profiler May 5, 2023

that's actually fucked up 

THE main phrase used by Norman “Nick”. He usually uses this line when he feels like something really fucked up was conspired against him. This is a common way that Norman “Nick” voices his displeasure.

*the avetards broke into Norman “Nick”’s room and brought his PS4 downstairs so they could play in the living room*
Norman “Nick”: “Yo did y’all steal my PS4 and bring it downstairs?”
Noah: “Um, possibly”
Norman “Nick”: “Dude, you know that's actually fucked up, right?”
Norman “Nick”: “Yo Henry, that's actually fucked up right?”

that's actually fucked up by TurnM3Up April 16, 2020

That’s so lunch 

A phrase that means totally awesome, fantastic, inspired or unbelievably noteworthy.

Hey, check out my new car. Wow, that’s so lunch!

That’s so lunch by Papa Elf 27 August 22, 2020

that's rough, buddy

A response to show compassion when your friend starts talking about how terrible his life is, often using extreme examples that no one else could relate to.

Person A: My car broke down, I lost my job, and my dog died all in one week!
Person B: Damn... that's rough, buddy.

Sokka: My first girlfriend turned into the moon.
Zuko: That's rough, buddy.

that's rough, buddy by 0neWay June 2, 2020

That's Tits! 

Phrase exclaiming happiness and joy upon hearing and/or learning good news.

Shannon came in the room and sat next to Nikki. For the first time this week she appeared happy. She whispered into Nikki's ear, "I got my period today ". Her smile was indeed infectious as it then spread across Nikki's face as he exclaimed "That's Tits! It really is, lover. But I still need church in my life and I need the type of religion that I can only find at the altar that is between your legs". Grinning in agreement, Shannon rousted Nikki from his chair so that he might get to "church" on time.

That's Tits! by Nikki Stixx June 16, 2020