Textistic 

Text
Statistic
Traffic
Fatality

Don't be a textistic, victim of a texting related traffic fatality.

Textistic by General Gau March 15, 2019

Titistics 

Titistics is all about calculating and measuring the mass of someone's tig ole bitties based on the cup size and severity of back pain they suffer from.

You might be wondering, what kind of tiddies are considered big? Well, based on lots of published data and the results from my extensive studies, I would say that people with a cup size over D or a bra size over 18 could be categorized as having large chesticles, with all other sized titties considered average or small. But fret not, because we love tits of all shapes and different sizes. Some of my favourites include Cinnamon-breasted tits, Elegant tits (loads of these reside in the Philippines), Japanese tits and I can't forget those gorgeous African blue tits, saw lots of those at Tenerife once!

With all that out of the way, let's focus on the back pain. My research over the years indicates that people with breast cups size D and above tend to have greater curvatures of the spine and poorer postures than small-breasted people. In some severe cases this can cause Scoliosis or Kyphosis. What's the difference? Well Scoliosis is a sideways curve of your spine, often taking the shape of a letter S or C. Kyphosis is more of a forward rounding of the back, which leads to you looking like the hunchback of Notre Dame. Another one of my studies found how prior to breast reduction surgery, half of 179 test subjects with size DD breasts or above had almost constant pain in their back, neck or shoulders. After carefully removing most of the excess titty mass (as if there could be too much of it), their pains relieved within 3 weeks or less. This is my experience in Titistics.

Titistics by wanwanwan September 26, 2022

Testosticide 

Testosterone induced social suicide in a male.
When a male says something around women that is only appropriate for him to say around other men.
True testosticide will usually result in the surrounding women presenting cold shoulders, giving verbal abuse, or giving physical abuse.

Sam committed testosticide by accidentally blurting out "wow, look at that rack!" while standing with a large group of reserved women and feminists.

Testosticide by Dennis Wormald October 10, 2007

Textistential Crisis 

Angrily texting your friends and family late in the night about politics after having too many Miller Lite's

In the throes of a textistential crisis, Eric Trump messaged his old friends, late into the night, about their own immoralities.

Textistential Crisis by _pone_ July 31, 2020

textitis 

The thumb/wrist pain that results from excessive texting.

My wrist hurts SO bad. Must be from the 900 text messages sent this month. I think it's textitis .

textitis by CrazyMN May 30, 2008

testastical 

an orgasmic feeling when you're eating curly fries

i was having a date and all of the sudden, while eating my curly fries, i had a testastical!

testastical by tYLER & lAURAAAAAA August 27, 2007

Texttickle 

When a text message is funny and makes you lol (laugh out loud)

Bob: Why are you laughing
Donna: Reeba just texttickled me.

Texttickle by ZebraFiesta February 1, 2009