Texttickle
Texttickle by ZebraFiesta February 1, 2009
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The Tuscany Teetickle Special
The sexual act in which the female grinds her teeth using sandpaper, till fragments of her teeth lays on the guys testicles which she then sucks and nibbles on the teeth fragments and the testicles its self
The Tuscany Teetickle Special by Hoggish & Herecles April 13, 2017
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Texttickle • Textickle • test-tickle • texticle • tesstickles • testickle • Testickler • Teentickles • TesticKleaze • Testitickle
texticles
Lance: Man, I really want to text Vanessa but I'm kind of scared.
Blake: Come on, dude, grow some texticles.
Blake: Come on, dude, grow some texticles.
texticles by chickenstryps June 18, 2009
textticulitis
a speech impediment that only manifests in texts or other communication done on a mobile device. Many variances include texttitis (or a swelling of the textes); textdorhea (sloppy, foul texts), and text-ticular cancer, which is when it meth-tastesizes to other forms of written communication. Aversion therapy is usually the only thing that can be used to treat this disease.
Did you see what The Trump tweeted today? I swear, our commander-in-chief must have textticulitis, or maybe he is just discontimental, or has bad manual textdarity.
textticulitis by Fnqaz November 29, 2017
texticle
When you have your phone on vibrate in your pocket and you're wearing baggy trousers so when you get a text it tickles your nuts.
texticle by Spong a Mong April 21, 2006
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Texticle Dysfunction
To have difficulties text messaging either due to a jacked up cell phone, network, or just plain sore fingers.
I couldnt text message any of my friends all day long. My phone was not sending any of my text messages. I had a serious case of texticle dysfunction.
Texticle Dysfunction by Railin' October 3, 2008
texticles
What some folk have that makes them think they can talk big to others from behind a keyboard on their faggoty little iPhone.
Typically found on internet forums, where the above dwell like light-hating troglodytes waiting to spring upon and shred anything regardless of its validity or reason.
Typically found on internet forums, where the above dwell like light-hating troglodytes waiting to spring upon and shred anything regardless of its validity or reason.
New guy to game: I have a question about this quest objective, I can't seem to unlock it.
D00d with texticles: lololol L2P newb! Don't make come over and fuck you in the ear!!!!11!!1
NGTG: Really? I just asked a simple question, that's not necessary.
D00D: GFYS!!1 Go DIAF nub! I'll come to your work and piss on your desk and rape your cat!11!!! LAWLZ!!!!11!
Other guy in forum: Ignore him, new guy, he found an exploit and has been griefing everyone. I think his texticles just dropped the ther day and he thinks he's hot shit.
D00D: muthafucka i am 6'10 320 pouns jujitzu and mooey tie 8 dan streetfighter i will pwn u irl an u lucky i canno leave the st8 becuz im on paroll for killing tre fools that talk shit to me.
D00d with texticles: lololol L2P newb! Don't make come over and fuck you in the ear!!!!11!!1
NGTG: Really? I just asked a simple question, that's not necessary.
D00D: GFYS!!1 Go DIAF nub! I'll come to your work and piss on your desk and rape your cat!11!!! LAWLZ!!!!11!
Other guy in forum: Ignore him, new guy, he found an exploit and has been griefing everyone. I think his texticles just dropped the ther day and he thinks he's hot shit.
D00D: muthafucka i am 6'10 320 pouns jujitzu and mooey tie 8 dan streetfighter i will pwn u irl an u lucky i canno leave the st8 becuz im on paroll for killing tre fools that talk shit to me.
texticles by Letsbreakit August 4, 2009
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