Techtistic

The condition of having techtism or the state of being technologically impared. Similar to Techtarded

Bob: "I tried plugging that machine into my computer in order to add songs but it didn't work.."

Jim: "Bob, thats a toaster. You really are Techtistic"

Techtistic by (-slimTHUG-) March 19, 2010

techthetics 

Techthetics (tech·thet·ics) noun
1. A set of principles concerned with the confluence* of technology and aesthetics, or simply put form & function.

2. The study and criticism of the manner in which these two design ethics are prioritized & balanced when expressed in combination - whether manifest in a physical form (a product or a tool or even a work of art) or in less tangible designs (as in a method, system or functional group / network of individuals) - these can all be examples of the embodiment of those two often disparate, sometimes harmonic creative forces. -N. Hollis Duke (me)

*a situation in which two things come together or happen at the same time.

"Many would argue that Jonathan Ives is the living embodiment of ideal techthetics."

techthetics by N8, Ideal, Duke Hollister November 13, 2013

Techtitis 

When you Rage Quit while playing with your friend.

Tech have techtitis

Yesterday Bigmoe had techtitis while playing dota2

Techtitis by Shock10wave October 24, 2020

Textistic 

Text
Statistic
Traffic
Fatality

Don't be a textistic, victim of a texting related traffic fatality.

Textistic by General Gau March 15, 2019

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022