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Textitis
1) Overly excessive texting disease.
origin: Caused dominantly by the new wave of technology, innovation and collaboration of Instant Messaging programs with Handheld Phone Devices. Popular reference: Sidekick. cell phones with keyboard pad available.
texting is of course available to regular standard cell phones without keyboards.
Most commonly used by Young Adults.
origin: Caused dominantly by the new wave of technology, innovation and collaboration of Instant Messaging programs with Handheld Phone Devices. Popular reference: Sidekick. cell phones with keyboard pad available.
texting is of course available to regular standard cell phones without keyboards.
Most commonly used by Young Adults.
Related Words
textitis • testitis • textitive • testitistical • Textilism • Textilist • Textinisce • textritis • Non-textilism • Texi (Ti)
Textitis
A common sickness in which the sufferer will absolutely not text someone no matter how much they want to. It is usually caused by this person being afraid of what the response will be (usually from someone of the opposite sex).
Common excuses of the sufferer include but are not limited to: 'she is probably asleep', 'i'll text her later', 'i don't want to seem desperate', etc...
The most effective remedy for Textitis is to simply 'grow a pair'.
The most common effect of Textitis is extreme regret, low self-esteem, loneliness, and self-hatred.
Common excuses of the sufferer include but are not limited to: 'she is probably asleep', 'i'll text her later', 'i don't want to seem desperate', etc...
The most effective remedy for Textitis is to simply 'grow a pair'.
The most common effect of Textitis is extreme regret, low self-esteem, loneliness, and self-hatred.
"Dude, are you going to text her back or not?"
"No, I dont want to wake her up."
"Man, I think you have textitis."
"You're probably right. I dont know how to get rid of it though."
"The most effective treatment is to grow a pair. Or you can even purchase an artificial pair. I know a guy."
"No, I dont want to wake her up."
"Man, I think you have textitis."
"You're probably right. I dont know how to get rid of it though."
"The most effective treatment is to grow a pair. Or you can even purchase an artificial pair. I know a guy."
Textitis by freddy8289 March 2, 2010
textritis
the condition you get from a life full of texting. Common cons are( but are not limited to) sore thumbs ,aching joints, loss of skin from thumb, red watery eyes,and pissing your buddy's off while u drive-text-swerve-text.
"OOHHH YOU TEXT IN THE AM, TEXT IN THE PM, TEXT AT SUPPER TIME, WHEN YOUR CELL
IS WITHIN GRASP.... YOU CAN TEXT ANYTIME!"
8 YEAR OLD: "mom where the hell is my textritis medicine!"
IS WITHIN GRASP.... YOU CAN TEXT ANYTIME!"
8 YEAR OLD: "mom where the hell is my textritis medicine!"
textritis by its no secret rebecka wicker March 6, 2009
Texitis
A psychosomatic disease affecting a person originating from Texas that is loud, boisterous, rude, and generally vulgar.
Texitis by Jack Hines 2 February 25, 2011
testitis
testitis by dr. ivannatinkle December 3, 2010
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