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testitserone
The main circulating hormone released when the man sees the females breasts. It prepares the male phallus for titty fucking.
My girlfriend was incredibly underwhelmed when I titty fucked her. She had told me her ex had high levels of testitserone to accomplish is inhumanly aggressive, sexual prowess. I'm going to the endocrinologist tomorrow.
testitserone by zeezer43 June 26, 2021
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testiculectomy
the vicarious sacrifice of losing ones balls. Can happen at work, in a relationship or while playing sports.
testiculectomy by Deborah Lee December 26, 2008
Thostitute
A female thot who has evolved into a prostitute with age, but her thot behavior has been increased with the evolution, making her a thostitute
That girl you know in your fifth period who you know fucked every guy on the football team. 7 years later, you can find her working on the streets with even bigger thottish behavior. That is what is identified as a thostitute.
Thostitute by anaverageweirdo January 6, 2015
destitute seamstress
an offensive, even possibly misogynistic term for a female hilly-billy, an unsophisticated farm/country female
Although Rosa Parks was indeed financially destitute and a seamstress by trade, as well as being a black lady from the rural south, she certainly wasn't a destitute seamstress, achieving quite a lot in terms of human rights and other social progress for African Americans
destitute seamstress by Uncle Dimma September 13, 2016
testitus
testitus by Like_A_Boss April 10, 2009
textitution
The act of substituting cell phone texting for actual cell phone conversation, usually practiced by married couples.
Instead of calling my wife while away on business trips, I practiced textitution.
husband : whats on tv?
wife : CSI
husband : OK ,BFF
wife: BFF
husband : whats on tv?
wife : CSI
husband : OK ,BFF
wife: BFF
textitution by KungFu Donut February 10, 2008
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trucker's tan
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006
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Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
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Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
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