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testitus 

When a person is sick for reasons of missing a test on purpose.
Teacher: Why isn't Jeremy in today?
Student: Oh, he told me he's got a bad case of testitus.
testitus by Like_A_Boss April 10, 2009
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testitserone

The main circulating hormone released when the man sees the females breasts. It prepares the male phallus for titty fucking.
My girlfriend was incredibly underwhelmed when I titty fucked her. She had told me her ex had high levels of testitserone to accomplish is inhumanly aggressive, sexual prowess. I'm going to the endocrinologist tomorrow.
testitserone by zeezer43 June 26, 2021

Testitude 

noun

1) -to overcome danger, adversity, difficulty with inner strength derived from ones testes.

2) Testosterone fueled resolve or action.
Guy 1: Man, I don't know if I could've set my girlfriend's house on fire after she dumped me.

Guy 2: That took serious testitude.
Testitude by Roger Brunswick December 15, 2008

TENTITUS 

The aftermath of sleeping for one or more nights in a tent alone or otherwise.
I went to Glastonbury this year. The first night of sleeping in the tent, you wake up feeling horrible due to the temperature inside being 1000 degrees.
TENTITUS by Garyaaa July 12, 2005

testitude 

an evolved form of the phrase "intestinal fortitude"

inTESTInal fortiTUDE
that warrior has courage in the face of difficulty
that warrior has intestinal fortitude
that warrior has testitude
testitude by big mac twista September 28, 2009

testitis 

any area of skin on ones body lacking testicles
you appear to have an extreme case of testitis on your face
testitis by dr. ivannatinkle December 3, 2010

testitis 

"test-eye-tiss"
when you have a test so you fake sick and miss the day
Teacher: "where's jack"
Student: "oh, he's sick"
Student 2: "yeah, he's got testitis"
testitis by RickJustice February 27, 2019
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I hit a real purple patch.

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