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testitserone

The main circulating hormone released when the man sees the females breasts. It prepares the male phallus for titty fucking.
My girlfriend was incredibly underwhelmed when I titty fucked her. She had told me her ex had high levels of testitserone to accomplish is inhumanly aggressive, sexual prowess. I'm going to the endocrinologist tomorrow.
testitserone by zeezer43 June 26, 2021

Testitude 

–noun

1) -to overcome danger, adversity, difficulty with inner strength derived from ones testes.

2) Testosterone fueled resolve or action.
Guy 1: Man, I don't know if I could've set my girlfriend's house on fire after she dumped me.

Guy 2: That took serious testitude.
Testitude by Roger Brunswick December 15, 2008

TENTITUS 

The aftermath of sleeping for one or more nights in a tent alone or otherwise.
I went to Glastonbury this year. The first night of sleeping in the tent, you wake up feeling horrible due to the temperature inside being 1000 degrees.
TENTITUS by Garyaaa July 12, 2005

testitude 

an evolved form of the phrase "intestinal fortitude"

inTESTInal fortiTUDE
that warrior has courage in the face of difficulty
that warrior has intestinal fortitude
that warrior has testitude
testitude by big mac twista September 28, 2009

testitis 

any area of skin on ones body lacking testicles
you appear to have an extreme case of testitis on your face
testitis by dr. ivannatinkle December 3, 2010

testitis 

"test-eye-tiss"
when you have a test so you fake sick and miss the day
Teacher: "where's jack"
Student: "oh, he's sick"
Student 2: "yeah, he's got testitis"
testitis by RickJustice February 27, 2019
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EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."
EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026
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A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
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Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021
Word of the Day on November 4, 2026

briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026
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