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textitution 

The act of substituting cell phone texting for actual cell phone conversation, usually practiced by married couples.
Instead of calling my wife while away on business trips, I practiced textitution.

husband : whats on tv?
wife : CSI
husband : OK ,BFF
wife: BFF
textitution by KungFu Donut February 10, 2008
Words you can keep

textitation 

An invitation to party via text message. One should not feel as socially obligated to attend as they would be if they were invited by mail or over the phone.
Kyle: "yo, you going to amanda's party? its going to be lame ass!"

Steve: "no way man, she only sent me a textitation, that bitch actually called you!"
textitation by itaub1 December 9, 2008

Textipation 

When you have something embarrassing, saddening, hurtful, and/or compromising typed up to text someone and you just can't send it.
guy#1: I tried to break up with my girlfriend with a text and I just couldn't send the text.

guy#2: Sounds to me like you've got a bad case of textipation.
Textipation by JD-AK October 16, 2008

textigation 

Looking at someone elses text with out permison. ex. you boyfriend or girlfriend.
I think she cheated on me so I had to do a textigation.
textigation by That b!tch October 16, 2008

Textibitionism 

A sexual fetish for sending pornagraphic pictures of oneself via text.
A lot of exhibitionists are practicing textibitionism with their cell phones these days!
Textibitionism by wastabwoy December 11, 2012

Textipation 

That anticipation experienced when you are texting your friend, beloved, or even a coworker and all you see are those the 3 little bouncing dots ... You are on the edge of your seat waiting for the message. The bouncing dots tell you they are there composing something good (or is it bad?) The anticipation is just TOO much.
OMG girl! The textipation I felt when I was waiting to hear from David was just KILLING me!
Textipation by FlyGirl6886 May 3, 2022

Textipation 

When a text on your cell phone won't go throw, as in becoming constipated.
"Why didn't you reply to my message last night?"
-- My phone had textipation last night, sorry.
Textipation by funkylilwhitegrl November 30, 2007
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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Purple Patch 

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Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

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