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Thostitute 

A female thot who has evolved into a prostitute with age, but her thot behavior has been increased with the evolution, making her a thostitute
That girl you know in your fifth period who you know fucked every guy on the football team. 7 years later, you can find her working on the streets with even bigger thottish behavior. That is what is identified as a thostitute.
Thostitute by anaverageweirdo January 6, 2015
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Thugstitute 

A soft-core replacement for a real, gang banging thug.
Yo man, LoLipOp can't make it tonight, we better get us a thugstitute for this job!
Thugstitute by Da Thugstitute April 23, 2010

Thottitude 

A unit of measure used to determine how much of a thot one is.
I've never witnessed a person of such thottitude!
Thottitude by EdibleItalians February 17, 2019

Totstitute 

When parents allow their kids to dress like prostitutes and may even encourage it for attention or exploitation
“Omg belly shirts in 6th grade? Another totstitute is walking around”
Posting YouTube videos of your totstitutes should be illegal
Wow booty shorts in SC, endless totstitutes , it’s an epidemic”
Totstitute by Coleyrae March 21, 2020

totstitute 

A female uder age, who dresses like a prostitute, although is in school, can get away with horrible clothing choices. Not really a prostitute.
1. Her skirt is so short! What a totstitute! 2. Her mother said "You cannot wear that to school! You look like a totstitute!"
totstitute by Tess S. February 2, 2006

Thotstitute 

Slang for a second-tier hoe. Another evolution of a thot. Also used to describe the fictional character Kim Mills. From thot + prostitute. The act of being a thotstitute is "thotstitution". First mentioned by the popular Facebook page Bardock Obama.
Putting 'taken' in your bio not gonna stop a dude from DMing/inboxing you. Liam Neeson's daughter was taken twice and he still went after her. Its up to you not to be a little thotstitute.
Thotstitute by 360 Noscope August 31, 2014

thotitude 

When someone is acting like a thot or if someone is displaying a thotful attitude.
Please fix your thotitude.
thotitude by okaayoo September 17, 2016
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just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
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me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
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endwarfins

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I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
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A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.
Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026
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Brought-upsy 

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.
Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?



Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?
Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005
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Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026
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