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A female thot who has evolved into a prostitute with age, but her thot behavior has been increased with the evolution, making her a thostitute

That girl you know in your fifth period who you know fucked every guy on the football team. 7 years later, you can find her working on the streets with even bigger thottish behavior. That is what is identified as a thostitute.

Thostitute by anaverageweirdo January 6, 2015

Words you can keep

Thugstitute

A soft-core replacement for a real, gang banging thug.

Yo man, LoLipOp can't make it tonight, we better get us a thugstitute for this job!

Thugstitute by Da Thugstitute April 23, 2010

Related Words

Thostitute • Thotstitute • totstitute • tacstitute • Testitute • Thirstitute • thotitude • Thottitude • Thugstitute • Totitute

Thottitude

A unit of measure used to determine how much of a thot one is.

I've never witnessed a person of such thottitude!

Thottitude by EdibleItalians February 17, 2019

Totstitute

When parents allow their kids to dress like prostitutes and may even encourage it for attention or exploitation

“Omg belly shirts in 6th grade? Another totstitute is walking around”
“Posting YouTube videos of your totstitutes should be illegal”
“Wow booty shorts in SC, endless totstitutes , it’s an epidemic”

Totstitute by Coleyrae March 21, 2020

totstitute

A female uder age, who dresses like a prostitute, although is in school, can get away with horrible clothing choices. Not really a prostitute.

1. Her skirt is so short! What a totstitute! 2. Her mother said "You cannot wear that to school! You look like a totstitute!"

totstitute by Tess S. February 2, 2006

Thotstitute

Slang for a second-tier hoe. Another evolution of a thot. Also used to describe the fictional character Kim Mills. From thot + prostitute. The act of being a thotstitute is "thotstitution". First mentioned by the popular Facebook page Bardock Obama.

Putting 'taken' in your bio not gonna stop a dude from DMing/inboxing you. Liam Neeson's daughter was taken twice and he still went after her. Its up to you not to be a little thotstitute.

Thotstitute by 360 Noscope August 31, 2014

thotitude

When someone is acting like a thot or if someone is displaying a thotful attitude.

Please fix your thotitude.

thotitude by okaayoo September 17, 2016

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026

grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.

“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”

TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on August 23, 2026