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Tess is the really smart, sporty, cute, kind, funny and loveable girl in your class. She is talented in lots of areas and has the potential to become famous, but she'd rather be hanging around with her mates, laughing and joking. Tess usually has shoulder-length brown hair, blue eyes and is the average height, but appears small when stood near the tall boys in her class (which there are lots of). Tess is great at writing and exceeds at Modern Languages at school, but her secret talent is her voice, and she loves to write her own lyrics. She hopes to tour round hotels in America and do gigs in hotel bars when she graduates. If you like a Tess, ask her out, because she'll most likely say yes...unless she hates you. Oh, and never get into a verbal fight with Tess, she'll always win. Tess is also competitive and athletic, so a lot of boys like her but she's interested in tall, dark haired, freckled boys who like sport. If you are with a Tess, you will know she can be calm and will literally fight anyone who tries to harm you, because she is so loyal. But she will feel anxious if other boys tease her for who she likes and if her boyfriend looks at her nervously, she'll feel insecure and want to ask him why, but won't have the courage, because she'll feel like he doesn't like her anymore. No matter her age, she'll want to kiss her boyfriend before Christmas Break.
Tess. by Phoenicks of the ashes December 17, 2022
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A kind, caring person. Always making people laugh and cheering them up. Keeps stuff to themselves so if you know a Tess, always check up on them. Everyone seems to be friends with Tess, they’re just too cool!
Wow they’re so cool, they must be a Tess
Tess by glosisgay February 21, 2019
An amazing person that is good at everything and anything. (Usually close to perfection and full of energy or hyper)
Haha, that tess is amazing.
Tess by brbtertnt December 25, 2007
The perfect girl, the one who everyone wants to be with. The girl who not many notice, but the ones that do have a friend for a lifetime. Shes a beautiful, smart and funny girl. You could call her a triple threat. Be careful not to get on her bad side though because it is hard to get off. But, if you have the heart to do so you can get things right with her. She might reject the ones who love her the most and they can just hope she will find the true meaning. She is the most beautiful girl you will ever meet. Be glad if you have a Tess and never let her go she means a lot to you even if you don't know it.
Guy 1: Bro i have a TESS
Guy 2: Omg a Tess (lucky)
Tess by Isaiah Izzy H March 14, 2013
the coolest living person on the planet.
wow she is so bacon
tess by tess.. duh October 27, 2008
Tess is the girl next door. She's fun, quirky and so loveable. She's the girl you'd take home to your parents. She's the girl all the guys wish their girlfriends were. Tess is a goddess with long blonde curly hair, a great rack and the perfect body to match. Tess is like sunshine, she brightens up your day as soon as you see her. Tess has a hidden talent in her singing voice and instrument playing abilities. She has the potential to be famous but she would rather be having a laugh with her friends. Tess is one of the funniest people you will ever come across, she always knows how to have a good time and is usually the life of the party. Tess has big hopes and dreams to marry her prince charming and live either in the country or on the beach. All in all Tess is a beauty and boys if you find her, hold onto her.
"Wow, Tess brightens up my day every time she walks into the room"
Tess by james fordordordord September 29, 2011
Tess, often known as Tessy. The girl next door; playing in the mud; often blonde; just one of the guys, but she is so much more. She may seem like a ditz, but her silly exterior does not show you all that she is. Smart; not afraid to laugh at herself. Often lacks confidence, but she is a catch. One of a kind.
"Silly Tess"
Tess by THETRUTHSEEKER April 22, 2015
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