tess

the coolest living person on the planet.
wow she is so bacon
by tess.. duh September 17, 2008
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an incredibly nice girl who's been through alot. she's funny, smart, and beautiful, but really modest. she always put others before herself and is nice to everyone. shit happened to her, but she got through it. the best person in the world. she’s also got a small waist and big ass. she really is the most incredible person everrrr🥰😋
1: “she’s beautiful and kind and smart

2: you definitely have a tess on your hands ;)
by i am one sexy mofo October 24, 2019
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shes the smallest person in highschool. but shes the most gorgeous person you will ever meet. shes good at school except maths.
tess is gorgeous and has the best smile
by youdontknowwhoiamsostopguessin November 17, 2019
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omg those are some big tesses
by HAMMY1234 March 13, 2023
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great chick one of the best keeps her mind out out of her ass unlike most girls i know

awsome, hot assed, talks like a sailor/13 yr old boy,hot angel, stacked,swings back,flirty,plus sized(you wouldn't notice though), throws a good punch, great smile, acts good(is better in bed), knows what shes doing,smart,polite(seriously), dirty mind(dirtier actions),great boobs,did i mention HOT-ASSED????
dude:"wow TESS is such a nun, shes so quiet and smart"
guy:"uh you've never met her have you?"
dude:"ya we did a chem. project together, she kept saying stuff about the size of your hands and how good i was at chem. asked me almost constantly how to work different things"
guy:"how stupid are you?!!? o wait she talked about the size of MY hands?! no wonder shes been flirting with me!!! i think ill return the favor, she has a nice rack"
dude:"you say that like i hadnt noticed;)"
by will.i.am?(sob) March 11, 2010
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yeah she is small but she has such a nice smile. she hasnt met her soul mate yet but dw hes small too
tess is gorgeous
by youdontknowwhoiamsostopguessin November 17, 2019
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a retarded person who is still pretty damn sexy at the same time.
omg, what a tess.
by molliemolliemollie September 25, 2010
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