7 definitions by Phoenicks of the ashes

'That is utter baboonery!' yelled the teacher, turn red, 'Why on earth would you do such a thing?'
by Phoenicks of the ashes December 10, 2022
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Sweet, caring and sometimes emotional, but shy and a desperately hopless romantic, never let this guy go. He's been thru some shit but he's good at heart and u should really love him cos hes worth it
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by Phoenicks of the ashes March 10, 2023
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Dylan is...indescribable. He is every boy's best mate and the best boyfriend imaginable. He is sweet and funny, usually with freckles, dark hair, and a tall, incredibly fit figure. Hold onto him, if he is yours because he's a legend. He will always be by your side and adores smart, brown-haired, blue-eyed girls who like sports and have a good voice (singing). I love Dylan to bits; he is the best thing that ever happened to me.
Dylan C------- (surname) is amazing.
by Phoenicks of the ashes December 22, 2022
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Tess is the really smart, sporty, cute, kind, funny and loveable girl in your class. She is talented in lots of areas and has the potential to become famous, but she'd rather be hanging around with her mates, laughing and joking. Tess usually has shoulder-length brown hair, blue eyes and is the average height, but appears small when stood near the tall boys in her class (which there are lots of). Tess is great at writing and exceeds at Modern Languages at school, but her secret talent is her voice, and she loves to write her own lyrics. She hopes to tour round hotels in America and do gigs in hotel bars when she graduates. If you like a Tess, ask her out, because she'll most likely say yes...unless she hates you. Oh, and never get into a verbal fight with Tess, she'll always win. Tess is also competitive and athletic, so a lot of boys like her but she's interested in tall, dark haired, freckled boys who like sport. If you are with a Tess, you will know she can be calm and will literally fight anyone who tries to harm you, because she is so loyal. But she will feel anxious if other boys tease her for who she likes and if her boyfriend looks at her nervously, she'll feel insecure and want to ask him why, but won't have the courage, because she'll feel like he doesn't like her anymore. No matter her age, she'll want to kiss her boyfriend before Christmas Break.
by Phoenicks of the ashes December 17, 2022
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Tess is that funny, loveable girl in your class, who is loyal, athletic but also really smart and kind. She generally has shoulder-length brown hair and blue eyes and is not small, but at the same time, can sometimes be seen as it when she stands next to tall boys in her year (which there are many of). She loves nothing more than to laugh and chat and will seem amused by everything you say, even if she is not (because she is also very polite). Tess, although seeming perfect, may also have some insecurities, which she hides from the naked eye, and needs an understanding, kind and funny boy to help her accept these imperfections. If you ever find a Tess like this (or me because I am literally this definition of a Tess) grab her by the waist, tell her, you love her and you will not regret it for the rest of your life, I promise, or write her a love note and slip it in her blazer pocket. Either way, you hold her hand under the desk in class, and around the school grounds plus write her cute love notes to remind her of how you got together. She will cherish you until the day she passes, no matter how long the relationship lasts, and you will do your best to treat her with love and respect, despite any pain. Don't get in a word argument with her because you will always loose (it depends on your build if it's physical fight, but she is very fit and sporty). She'll want to kiss you before the Christmas break and has a birthday 3 days before your own.
BOY 1-'WOW, YOU'RE WITH TESS? YOU'RE SO LUCKY!'
BOY 2-'YEAH, SHE'S PRETTY SPECIAL, AND I LOVE HER TO BITS!'
TESS-*BLUSHES*
by Phoenicks of the ashes December 10, 2022
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A girl who likes One direction, has shoulder-length brown hair, blue eyes and is only a little bit small, when compared to tall boys in her form. She laughs a lot, is the smartest girl in most classes and really loves Phys Ed.
If you know a Tess, or are with one, I advise you to stay/get with her. Although your long-haired best mate may tease you...
Merry Xmas
-Tess x
Tess's are smart funny and adorable she is loyal and will love you to bits.
by Phoenicks of the ashes December 10, 2022
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A girl's name and occasionally used as a nickname for other names such as Tessa and Teresa etc.
It is also my name
"Tess," called Lily, "Where do we have maths next period?"
by Phoenicks of the ashes December 5, 2022
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