Tespu 

An insult for an annoying, often less valued person. usually, not as smart or intellectual as an average citizen.

The tespu waiting at the front of the store was pissing everyone off

Tespu by franith April 6, 2020

Teapublicunt 

A highly unreasonable radical and extremist who is completely removed from reality.

Despite the fact that most Teapublicunts barely managed to graduate from high school, over the course the last five years they have proclaimed themselves to be constitutional scholars, based solely on their misguided interpretations of the Second Amendment. Few Teapublicunts understand politics, economics, history, science, geopolitics, or even basic English, although this won't stop them from regurgitating the dubious talking points from Faux News and other Right Wing paranoia outlets.

Teapublicunts usually exhibit the following symptoms: extreme and often racially-tinged beliefs; the stockpiling of large quantities of weapons and ammunition in preparation for the Second Coming of Baby Jesus; extremely small penises, low self esteem, and Black-President-Penis-Envy; a dislike of government and welfare, in spite of their profound dependence on food stamps and Medicare; the inability to spell, use proper grammar, or form coherent sentences.

Person 1: Can't we just find some common ground and compromise with each other for the good of the country?

Person 2: No!!! Bama iz da Antee Christ whoose takin my freedomz and gunz and Benghazi and IRS and he ain't got no rite being Presidant cuz he's Muslim and born in Hawaii, not America. PATRIOT

Person 1: You're such a fucking Teapublicunt. I feel my brain cells dying by the second.

Teapublicunt by MEO808 October 14, 2013

TeapubliCONS 

Newly defined political party. Crazier splinter group from the main Grand Old Psychotic party.
Don't want tax increases = Tea party
Join with the largest (ultra) conservative group (Republicans)
Trying to CON the American people into believing that the Teapublicans are working for THEM and not Big Business.

Ron: "Does anyone know what the TeapubliCONS agenda is?"

Paul: "Yeah, it's get rid of Obama even if they have to destroy the whole US to do it.

TeapubliCONS by docsterx July 31, 2011

Canine Testudine Cerebro Xenograft 

A miraculous life-changing surgery: side effects can sometimes change patient into turtles.

Robins dog came home from his Canine Testudine Cerebro Xenograft surgery as a turtle.

Lily: "How long did you--"
Robin: "Longer than I'm proud of."

Canine Testudine Cerebro Xenograft by anonymous888534 September 7, 2012

Teapublitarian 

an ultra-conservative; a member of the GOP who shares at least some views or supports Tea Party candidates and/or the quasi-libertarians who run as Republicans.

Mitt Romney, Michelle Bachman and Ron Paul are all members of the Teapublitarian Party.

Teapublitarian by McCoyote December 15, 2011

tempura take out

rough sex with an asian woman, but not too rough, just "lightly battered"

I went tempura take out on Kai-Lans ass and she liked it.

tempura take out by Tobias69 March 16, 2010

Teapublican 

A member of the Republican/Tea Party.

Joe Miller's Personnel Records Must Be Released, Orders Alaska Judge

What? A Teapublican was disciplined for being unethical and doesn't want the voters to know his history?

Teapublican by Laforets October 25, 2010