Mittconception

What happens to a woman after her health insurer is allowed to terminate her contraception choices under Romney's direction.
"Jen's birth control pills got slashed from her healthcare because of religious and budget issues."

"What's she gonna do?"

"Try to not have a Mittconception."
by docsterx July 21, 2012
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republican apology

A weak, fake, snide "retraction" of all or part of a statement made by conservative after his feet are held to the fire.
Republican apology-

Republican: "She is a stupid, fat, lazy, slut who has no integrity!"

Attorney: "Mr. Limpball, my client is prepared to take legal action in regard to that statement."

Republican: "My remarks certainly weren't meant to be insulting; she must have misunderstood me <wink, smirk, nod>."

Audience member: "Damned, if that wasn't a real republican apology!"
by docsterx July 21, 2012
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Default Date

Default date is not at the beginning of August when the US runs out of money as most people think. It's actually more of a "guys night out" form of male bonding.
The Default Date is when Boehner invites Cantor out to dinner and a movie at the end of July 2011 instead of working on the budget.
by docsterx July 31, 2011
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Powerful pause

A long period of silence or confused babble in response to a simple question. Done to allow the person to come up with some kind of desperate, plausible response.

Denoting that the Republican presidential candidate has no clue how to answer the question except to use one of the Republican's stock phrases like "President Obama did it wrong." Also known as brain fart, senior moment, Santorum Stumble, Michele Melt-down, Gingrich Gaffe, Mitt Muddle, a Rick Rest-period, etc.
When the Herminator got asked about his possible inappropriate sexual behavior with former female staffers in the National restaurant Association, he got really quiet for a long time. Then he said, "I thought they wanted me to hold the pepperoni!" Later he called that a "powerful pause."
by docsterx November 24, 2011
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gaymate

One partner in a pair of married gays.
"Hi, I'm Jim and I'd like to introduce you to my gaymate, Bob."

Jim and Bob used to be just playmates. Since they got married, they're gaymates now.
by docsterx June 26, 2011
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Soreface area

Amount of someone's head that is aching and injured after an unsuccessful fight.
Have you seen Brian? He got into a fight in a bar and lost. Now his head has a huge soreface area.
by docsterx July 07, 2011
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Crab driver

That cabbie was really obnoxious. He's definitely a crab driver.
by docsterx July 02, 2011
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