testudos

A. a sort of turtle

B. an army performed by roman soldiers in which they all raise their sheilds to protect each other..

watch the movie "gladiator" and watch out for the bit where russell crowe is a gladiator with a small army in the colleseum up against the chariot archers.. whom which get 0wned by the act of testudos

testudos by HITMANHRT November 13, 2005

Testudo 

A soundcloud eboy kpopstar from Connecticut. Known more for being an eboy than an artist but his music still hits hard. Often says the phrases “UwU” and “XOXO”. Usually affiliated with hennessy cognac, nicotine, the Pokémon squirtle, la Croix and being depressed.

Yo you bump that testudo? Yeah man “Don’t Remind Me” goes ham

Testudo by Esk8r October 30, 2019

testudo 

A diamondback terrapin that represents the University of Maryland. Testudo lives outside of McKeldin Library and watches squirrels. If you rub his nose you get good luck.

Fear the Turtle!

I rubbed Testudo's nose before my Biochem final but I still failed.

testudo by Edible Elf May 21, 2008

testudosexual 

\ test-oo-doe-seck-shoo-ole \ , adjective, noun;
adj.
1. of, relating to, or characterized by a tendency to direct sexual desire toward another turtle
2. of, relating to, or involving sexual intercourse between animals of the order testudines
n.
1. a tesudosexual person
See testudophile

I finally came out of my shell as a testudosexual... no pun intended.

testudosexual by senoramonkeypants January 26, 2012

testudophile 

\ test-oo-doe-file \ , noun, adjective;
1. Turtle-lover
2. Anyone who expresses explicit interest in turtles
3. A person who is sexually attracted to turtles
See testudosexual

Psychology teacher: In this clip we will see an instance of an individual expressing traits of a testudophile.
(Shows YouTube Video)
Reporter: What do you think?
Testudophile Kid: I like turtles!

testudophile by senormonkeypants January 26, 2012