Teslut 

An insulting and disparaging remark against Elon musk fans

I hate that dirty Teslut!

Teslut by Isnequonix December 31, 2021

teslut 

A slut who most likely drives a Tesla.

You see that zero emissions license plate. Yeah definitely a teslut.

teslut by Be original January 31, 2019

Teslaturding 

A strikingly primitive and most certainly immature prank played by competing high school teams where each team attempts to turd the most Teslas in one evening, prior to the big game.

A novel detail of Teslaturding is that each separate turding must be documented in a photograph, providing both evidence for a winning team’s score as well as evidence for a future conviction should any turder brag to the wrong sources.

Teslaturding by Dr Bunnygirl September 4, 2019

Teslatard 

Annoying Tesla whiteknights who will get out of their way to tell you how much of a moron you are for not driving a Tesla aka "an electric car". Generally, you'll find them across the Internet boasting about how perfect Elon's car company is, refusing any form of constructive criticism and shading everybody that doesn't drive a Tesla even though they haven't either. Their mind is extremely undimensional, thinking that Tesla is the only company that makes electric cars while also being disrespectful to other people who drive non-Tesla electric cars.
To prove that they've spend their money intelligently, Teslatards who actually own one of Elon's models will milk every single feature they know about their car through short videos posted on Social Media and let's not forget that ego-filling hipster attitude to finish off the look!

Teslatard- "My Tesla Model 3 can do more things than your boring gas car. It's better in EVERY WAY! Do you have 2 trunks? NO! Do you have a massive screen? NO! Do you have electric doors? N.."
Normal Person - "Understandable. Have a nice day, Teslatard."

Teslatard by xenOER September 28, 2020

teslataxi

A Tesla which is used as taxi. A TeslaTaxi must have a taximeter on board and a light on the roof. If not, it’s a simple sharing app car as other and can’t take pick ups on the street as real taxis.

Oh look, a TeslaTaxi!

teslataxi by TeslaTaxi November 1, 2022

TVslut 

A person who is on TV channels usually weather ones, that dresses really slutty and tries to turn people away from the very important weather.

You see Channel 3 news yesterday?
Ya!
Man that reporter was really a fucking a tvslut when talking about the weather

TVslut by bighorsecock September 22, 2017

teslation 

A boastful act that inconveniences or discomforts others, as when a Tesla owner parks in an EV parking space and does not charge their vehicle, because they want people to know they don't have to.

My sister, in an act of extreme teslation, picked the biggest pierce of pie just to point out how much fatter I am than she is.

teslation by JayneDough October 25, 2019