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Teslam is a relatively new religion and its founder Elon Musk was inspired by scientology founder L. Ron Hubbard whose motto was: "If you want to get rich, you start a religion.” And Elon has done it and now he is a multi biljonaire, and for that Musk owes to his fanatic followers who naively believe they will save the world by driving Tesla electric cars.

Teslamism, like all extreme religious movements are a good excuse to stop thinking independently. However, Teslamist, at least not yet are as fundamentally hars toward the infidels that drive conventional cars as their "religion of peace" counterparts who tend to slit throats of dissidents, perhaps the difference comes from the fact that Prophet Musk was born in Pretoria, South Africa while his religion founder colleague was a hook nosed sand nigger.

Prophet Musk's followers do not want to hear the uncomfortable thruth that manufacturing an electric car produces over two times the amount of CO₂ emissions than the conventional one, nor do they want to be aware of that the battery industry uses a lot of child labor at the beginning of the procurement of the materials in shithole countries that Teslamists can imagine saving this planet by driving ”zero-emission cars."
Refining battery material and its transporting from place to place are the causes for the high emission figures which is inevitably only a temporary craze.
- "Look over there, a Tesla semi-trailer truck!"
- "Indeed, wonder what does it transporting?"

- "Greetings and Teslam gospel, its carrying capacity is very modest due to the battery."
Teslam by O. W. Tongueincheek November 11, 2021

Teslam Ya Ghali

Thank you man!
Thank you dear but it's egyptian slang not formal
The literal translation of ghali is precious or expensive but in this context it's used like dude or friend
-I sent you the things that you wanted!
-Teslam ya ghali!
Teslam Ya Ghali by EgyptianSlangDef November 3, 2025

Habibi Teslam 

An Arabic phrase. It's used when you can't think of a response. Mostly by introverts.
A: Thanks for helping out today.
B: Habibi teslam.
Or
A: You're so kind.
B: Habibi teslam
Or
A: Would you like ketchap with that?
B: Habibi teslam.
Habibi Teslam by ArabDragon December 19, 2018

Teslagating 

The act of placing your $80k status symbol in mortal jeopardy from the 1998 Honda Accord with mismatched door panel that you're following by 30 feet at 80mph in a desperate attempt to assert your superiority.
The massive pileup on 101 this morning was caused by some entrebroneur Teslagating a semi
Teslagating by Devilmollusk February 18, 2015
A follower of the advise, mind and values of Nikola Tesla.
Tesla stated that his purpose in life was to uplift the condition of humanity.

ex. Glenn Jessome was a Teslarian.
Teslarian by GlennyJ November 6, 2013
Teslim is often misunderstood due to his secretive and intense nature. However, prove to Teslim that you are trustworthy and he will be a lifelong and loyal friend. Teslim is often deeply serious about relationships, unfailingly loyal to the ones he love, and you will find no protector more fierce. He make great friends and terrible enemies.
Teslim loves to chat, play and have fun at most
I would love to be a Teslim
Teslim by zillilan January 3, 2020

Teslaturding 

A strikingly primitive and most certainly immature prank played by competing high school teams where each team attempts to turd the most Teslas in one evening, prior to the big game.
A novel detail of Teslaturding is that each separate turding must be documented in a photograph, providing both evidence for a winning team’s score as well as evidence for a future conviction should any turder brag to the wrong sources.
Teslaturding by Dr Bunnygirl September 4, 2019
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A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.
Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026
Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy 

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.
Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?



Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?
Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005
Word of the Day on September 12, 2026
The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...
I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
kitbash by geru January 15, 2006
Word of the Day on September 11, 2026

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026
Word of the Day on September 10, 2026
Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
Word of the Day on September 8, 2026
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