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Terrorance 

Once upon a time, in the year 2018 there was an oversized janitor who worked at Morrisons. However, he was not just any janitor, this janitor was named Terence Potter. But, why was he so different to any other janitor you may ask? He had kept a HUGE secret from his family and fellow employees.

For months Terence the fat janitor had been planning to LITERALLY BLOW UP the whole of Morrisons. One day his dreams came true when he planted twelve bombs all around the toilets inside the Morrisons premises.

As he ran out through the fire exit, he spammed the detonate button on his Nintendo switch, and the entire building was obliterated into pieces.He immediately sprinted into his gay blue 2002 ford fiesta and made an extremely quick escape. Nearby cameras from a charity shop across the road caught him in the act as he fled the scene.

To this day, nobody knows what happened to Terence or where he is now. It’s like a mystery waiting to be solved.

He is currently on the “most wanted” list in the UK as well as being classed as the “No. 1 terrorist” in Europe.

…hence the name Terrorance!
that Terrorance was something else you know! nobody…ABSOLUTELY NOBODY had balls like him.
Terrorance by FayTheGoldDigger August 11, 2024
Words you can keep

Terrance H-W 

An amazing guy that a girl cannot live without. He couldn't make her any happier.
Marissa really loves Charles, he is perfect for her, and she can't wait to spend the rest of her life with him. Charles is her Terrance H-W.
Terrance H-W by Scrubsmeback January 2, 2011

Terrance and Phillip 

2 farting, flapping Canadians who look and sound funny.They are very popular in South Park.
Say Terrance, what did the Spanish priest say to the Iranian gynaecologist?
"I don't know Phillip, what?
*fart*
"AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHHA!
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Terrance and Phillip 

Two hysterical farting charectors on South Park
"Oh Phillip, i think i farted"

Terrance and Phillip 

Victims to anal-cancer from farting upon each other once too much.
Shut your fucking face, uncle fucker. You're a boner-biting, ass-licking uncle fucker. You don't eat or sleep or mow the lawn, you just fuck your uncle all day long!
Terrance and Phillip by B-Drac July 26, 2003

Terrance and Phillip 

Canadian humor at its best. Features two idiots who do nothing but fart throughout the show.
Terrence: Hey Philip. Can you smell the color of the wind?
Philip: I'll go check.
(Terrence farts)
Philip: Now that's a strawberry fart! Naw haw haw haw haw.
Terrance and Phillip by AYB May 21, 2003

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"Yeah, don't bother watching it, it's terrorscenes."

John: Last night i was getting with Louise and we got all the way to her room but didn't have any condoms!
Alan: No way, that's terrorscenes!
Terrorscenes by AnnaHarry May 9, 2009
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