AYB's definitions

dead

Being in a state of having no life or ceasing to exist.
A typical pop star's career within four years, doubled if said pop star signs a Faustian deal with MTV or the RIAA.

By 2008, the careers of 50 Cent, Ashanti, Eminem, and Britney Spears will be dead.

by AYB June 19, 2003

Jehovah's Witnesses

Annoying cult members whose sole purpose is to annoy people by knocking on their doors every week and asking them if they wish to be "saved". Any unfortunate victim who ACTUALLY allows them into their house will be bored to death by their endless rantings about their cult, and their hour-long prayers.

I feel proud that I no longer have to worry about Jehova's Witnesses bothering me ever since I set my dogs on two of their members last year.

by AYB June 13, 2003

Tsunami

Japanese for big wave. Tsunamis can be generated by earthquakes, underwater landslides, and in rare cases, giant meteors striking the Earth's seas or oceans.

If a giant rock from space hits the ocean, the coasts and islands will be wiped off the face of the Earth

by AYB May 27, 2003

Assassin

A person whose assignment is to kill. Typically, the person is paid to do the job well.

A hit man does classify as an assassin, since he is hired to help "take care of" unsettled business.

by AYB June 22, 2003

verb

An action word. A word that describes doing something. Sometimes receeded by the words "to", "and", "but", "or", in order to properly describe the action.

To err is perfectly human, but remember to learn from your mistakes or live with the consequenses.

by AYB March 1, 2003

patriotic

A politicaly-correct word for blind or arrogant.

Nuff said

by AYB March 25, 2003

pummled

Past tense of "pummel", or having the shit beat out of you severely.

The pro-wrestler pummeled the nerd into a bloody pulp.

by AYB March 28, 2003