AYB's definitions

DVD

A storage medium capable of holding gigabytes of computer data or hours of high-resolution video. Was considered to be uncrackable by the RIAA and the MPAA until DVD rewritable drives were mass-produced.

Thanks to my new DVD-RW drive, I can finally burn all the bootleg movies I download from the Internet.

by AYB June 27, 2003

Libido

The human being's sex drive.

Most of those over-the-counter pills that claim to increase libido are simply snake oil.

by AYB June 27, 2003

Dubya

George W. Bush

He failed to capture Osama Bin Ladin, pissed off the world with his Operation Iraqi Liberation (O.I.L.) campaign, he STILL hasn't found those damned WMDs, and he nearly choked to death on a mere pretzel. He even succeeded in putting America in a huge debt.

Way to go, Dubya!

by AYB May 1, 2003

MSG'd

Can also mean "ripped off by filler substances in the food".

What happens when you leave a restaurant full and arrive home twenty minutes later hungry.

I swear I ate three plates of food at that buffet restaurant, and I'm hungry again. I've been MSG'd

by AYB May 21, 2003

spammer

A person or organization whose sole purpose is to clog up your email account with junk mail, crappy porn links, credit card offers, and "Increase Your Penis Size By 4 Inches" adverts.

If the hackers really want something challenging to do, they should go after the spammers instead. After all, even hackers would be pissed off with having to delete 40+ spam messages from their inbox daily.

by AYB November 6, 2003

rasputin

A bastard who just doesn't know when to die already.

They shot him and stabbed him and burned him and kicked him, but Rasputin still showed signs of life.

by AYB April 4, 2003

telly

British slang for television.

I need to go watch the soccer game on my new flatscreen telly.

by AYB March 11, 2003