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The scientific study of turds. Although not traditionally recognized as a legitimate field of scientific research, Turdology has recently made some breakthroughs that have revolutionized the field. This recent progress is largely the result of the work of a group of Australian Turdologists who have for many years conducted extensive research sheep and other farmyard animals.

Turdologists employ the use of cutting edge technology and are admired by scientists in other fields of research for the many high-tech gizmo's that they use. Among these are the turdometer, for presisely measuring the physical dimensions of various turds, the turdiloscope, used for locating turds at the source, the turdmograph, for acurately plotting graphical representations of the data extracted from tests on many different turds, and the turdulatory analytical osmosifier, for analyzing the chemical composition of turds.
Turdology is for turdologists with turdiloscopes.
Turdology by turdmeister May 31, 2010

Tvrdology 

Tvrdology or Hardology is a branch of psychology which can be studied in various different fields. For example a tvrdologist would determine how tvrda or hard a song is based on how heavy or down-tuned it is (also it can just be used to generally describe a good song). The first tvrdologist reported was Roko SpeedusMetallicus Roland, a famous guitarist in the area of Croatia, Zagreb, known by his Speed Metal band Barön. In 1991. during the Croatian Civil war he listened to his first ever doom metal record by a local band known as Rifftree and called it "Jako tvrdo" which could be roughly translated to "Very hard/stiff" and then Tvrdology was born. He later won a novel peace prize for stopping the aforementioned war and finally giving Croatia its independency by saying how Croatia is tvrđa than Serbia.
My g what would you rate that band Željezne Pilule on the Tvrdology scale?

Oh they are a 10 for sure.
Tvrdology by Krpa June 30, 2023

tessology 

-Much like Scientology it captures people people with false beliefs and the belief in something more, which an never be found.
-A term used to describe an act in which brings people together to believe in complete bullshit.
-The followers use mob mentality to justify their actions.
-Although this does not cost you an obscene amount of money but it will cost you your soul...
2+2=5, see complete bullshit, much like Tessology.

Twerkology

The study of twerk and cultural background
You are studying twerkology
Twerkology by The ace July 10, 2020

Timology 

Timology is a sub-discipline of Westsideology along with packrattology also known as yellowgrooveology. Timology is the study of Timinator and the many phenomenons attributed to him. The most seminal work pertaining to Timology is "The Remains of Timinator: How burps shaped our planet" by world renowned WSB (WestSideBoys) historian, Apocyl Doomer.
Wow, Timology is sooooo cool! Studying Timinator's burps truly changed my outlook on life...
Timology by PINNQ April 8, 2021

techmology 

slang term for technology {as used by Ali G)
{As in the Ali G show} Science, what is it all about - techmology what is that all about?
techmology by mak2675 July 18, 2005