Tvrdology or Hardology is a branch of psychology which can be studied in various different fields. For example a tvrdologist would determine how tvrda or hard a song is based on how heavy or down-tuned it is (also it can just be used to generally describe a good song). The first tvrdologist reported was Roko SpeedusMetallicus Roland, a famous guitarist in the area of Croatia, Zagreb, known by his Speed Metal band Barön. In 1991. during the Croatian Civil war he listened to his first ever doom metal record by a local band known as Rifftree and called it "Jako tvrdo" which could be roughly translated to "Very hard/stiff" and then Tvrdology was born. He later won a novel peace prize for stopping the aforementioned war and finally giving Croatia its independency by saying how Croatia is tvrđa than Serbia.
My g what would you rate that band Željezne Pilule on the Tvrdology scale?
Oh they are a 10 for sure.
Oh they are a 10 for sure.
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Turdologists employ the use of cutting edge technology and are admired by scientists in other fields of research for the many high-tech gizmo's that they use. Among these are the turdometer, for presisely measuring the physical dimensions of various turds, the turdiloscope, used for locating turds at the source, the turdmograph, for acurately plotting graphical representations of the data extracted from tests on many different turds, and the turdulatory analytical osmosifier, for analyzing the chemical composition of turds.
Turdologists employ the use of cutting edge technology and are admired by scientists in other fields of research for the many high-tech gizmo's that they use. Among these are the turdometer, for presisely measuring the physical dimensions of various turds, the turdiloscope, used for locating turds at the source, the turdmograph, for acurately plotting graphical representations of the data extracted from tests on many different turds, and the turdulatory analytical osmosifier, for analyzing the chemical composition of turds.
Turdology is for turdologists with turdiloscopes.
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Me: NO! Fool! Maybe u do, but It's 46. Either that, or you have a masters in Tardology.
Me: NO! Fool! Maybe u do, but It's 46. Either that, or you have a masters in Tardology.
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It rained all weekend at the campground this past weekend we had to use Tarpology to keep the campsite dry.
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