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tessology 

-Much like Scientology it captures people people with false beliefs and the belief in something more, which an never be found.
-A term used to describe an act in which brings people together to believe in complete bullshit.
-The followers use mob mentality to justify their actions.
-Although this does not cost you an obscene amount of money but it will cost you your soul...
2+2=5, see complete bullshit, much like Tessology.
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messology 

Someone who constanty sourounded, by engaged in, hot mess a practioner of hot messology
Even though the stripper wore her smart glasses to court and buttoned her blouse up to her neck,the judge still saw through her messology.
messology by todtv October 27, 2011
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teknology 

A modern varyant of the spelling technology with origins in the Greek "technologia" and commonly used by younger people.
I love the way teknology advances our enjoyment of the world.
teknology by Tektastic February 14, 2007
To make an apology, via the medium of text messaging, to avoid any personal contact.
"He really didnt want to speak to his ex about sleeping with her bestfriend. So he employed textology, to avoid confrontation."
Textology by Chris John Sykes February 19, 2009

Tissuology 

The study of lightweight tissue paper.
The Tissuology class has been postponed.
Tissuology by Abbas bin Kathab October 22, 2019

Tehology 

The study of the propagation and tenacity of commonly mistyped words, and the way in which they become common vernacular.
"Teh noob got pwned! Lol cats!"

-14 year old chronic masturbator playing WoW

Tehology dictates that this young man is not a complete waste of environmental resources, but the future of our country, and that we should attempt to understand his particularly brand of inane, border-line retarded language.
Tehology by Jebus Chrost March 3, 2009

Tenologyy 

Number 1 ten Stan (from nct)famous among the app rave. Gay
Girl: omg that’s tenologyy!!
Person: who?
Girl: they’re the number 1 ten stan!!
Tenologyy by Wayev March 9, 2021
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
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I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
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fache-couture 

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1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
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