Tehology 

The study of the propagation and tenacity of commonly mistyped words, and the way in which they become common vernacular.

"Teh noob got pwned! Lol cats!"

-14 year old chronic masturbator playing WoW

Tehology dictates that this young man is not a complete waste of environmental resources, but the future of our country, and that we should attempt to understand his particularly brand of inane, border-line retarded language.

Tehology by Jebus Chrost March 3, 2009

Theology and Geometry 

A scholarly locution intended to connote stances of decency, taste, and culture amid the decadence, debauchery, depravity and perversion of modern society.

A way to express outrage at modernity and pop culture.

An expression of appreciation for the scholastic philosophy of the middle ages and early medieval philosopher Boethius in particular for their insight into the joys of monarchy and ruminations on the goddess fortuna.

“What I want is a good, strong monarchy with a tasteful and decent king who has some knowledge of theology and geometry and to cultivate a Rich Inner Life.”

"Possession of anything new or expensive only reflected a person's lack of theology and geometry; it could even cast doubts upon one's soul."

-Contemporary Philosopher Ignatius J. Reilly (1960)

Theology and Geometry by Night of Joy May 18, 2020

Theology of the Body 

A way of looking at sex and our bodies in a way that takes into proper account the purpose for which we were created and our destiny waiting to be fulfilled.
This way of looking at sexuality and our bodies was put forth by the late great Pope John Paul II and has been regarded as a theological time bomb, which will eventually re-shape the way the world looks at itself.

We live in a world where everyone drives cars with flat tires... and we believe that, "Flat is where it's at"... not knowing that there was another way to drive a car... the Theology of the Body helps us to re-inflate our tires! And shouts that there is a greater purpose for our existance and the gift of sex!

Theology of the Body by Casey Ross February 7, 2006

Theology 

Simply put, the study of God.

I'm late for my Theology class.

Theology by Tmankillah May 26, 2008

theology 

the study of god(s) and other religious topics.

vincent van gogh was going to be a minister, but refused to learn latin and theology.

theology by gunslingergirlvy_c_e April 11, 2006

theology 

The supporting rationale, doctrine, beliefs, tenets and written word that backs up and confirms what the voices in your head are telling you.

Leon didn't have any formal training in theology and figured he didn't need any, as God spoke to him and him alone and God was telling him that the big chested blonde girl in the second pew needed some laying on of the hands.

theology by harry flashman July 18, 2003

Theology 

Theology is the effort to explain the unknowable in terms of the not worth knowing.

Renounce theology daily.

Theology by H.L. Mencken April 22, 2005