Turdology

The scientific study of turds. Although not traditionally recognized as a legitimate field of scientific research, Turdology has recently made some breakthroughs that have revolutionized the field. This recent progress is largely the result of the work of a group of Australian Turdologists who have for many years conducted extensive research sheep and other farmyard animals.

Turdologists employ the use of cutting edge technology and are admired by scientists in other fields of research for the many high-tech gizmo's that they use. Among these are the turdometer, for presisely measuring the physical dimensions of various turds, the turdiloscope, used for locating turds at the source, the turdmograph, for acurately plotting graphical representations of the data extracted from tests on many different turds, and the turdulatory analytical osmosifier, for analyzing the chemical composition of turds.

Turdology is for turdologists with turdiloscopes.

Turdology by turdmeister May 31, 2010

Trueology 

TRUEOLOGY- Overstanding wisdom in knowledge. The science of self existence. Trueness with in your life.

TRUEOLOGY- Overstanding wisdom in knowledge. The science of self existence. Trueness with in your life.
The trueology is everlasting embodying spiritual teachings.

Trueology by G'ity April 20, 2019

Tvrdology 

Tvrdology or Hardology is a branch of psychology which can be studied in various different fields. For example a tvrdologist would determine how tvrda or hard a song is based on how heavy or down-tuned it is (also it can just be used to generally describe a good song). The first tvrdologist reported was Roko SpeedusMetallicus Roland, a famous guitarist in the area of Croatia, Zagreb, known by his Speed Metal band Barön. In 1991. during the Croatian Civil war he listened to his first ever doom metal record by a local band known as Rifftree and called it "Jako tvrdo" which could be roughly translated to "Very hard/stiff" and then Tvrdology was born. He later won a novel peace prize for stopping the aforementioned war and finally giving Croatia its independency by saying how Croatia is tvrđa than Serbia.

My g what would you rate that band Željezne Pilule on the Tvrdology scale?

Oh they are a 10 for sure.

Tvrdology by Krpa June 30, 2023

tardology 

The study of all aspects of the word "tard". Inclusive of how to be a tard, how to wrangle a tard, what makes someone a tard, and how to cure tard. The subject was created and made famous by Ed from the T.V. show 'Ed, Edd, and Eddy' and Patrick Star from the T.V. show 'Spongebob.'

Friend: HUMANS HAVE 47 CHROMOSOMES
Me: NO! Fool! Maybe u do, but It's 46. Either that, or you have a masters in Tardology.

tardology by The Tard Shepherd May 13, 2019

Tardologist 

A practictioner of Tardology.

I just got my doctorate in Tardology, I am now an offical Tardologist!"

Tardologist by Baron Von Shnoz January 11, 2011

Tarpology 

The science of hanging tarps around a campsite to produce the most effective rain resistant campsite.

It rained all weekend at the campground this past weekend we had to use Tarpology to keep the campsite dry.

Tarpology by Jboymc November 12, 2009

Tubology 

n. The study of the internet.

"If I had paid attention in my tubology class, I would have received my internet last Friday instead of yesterday."

Tubology by Renian January 3, 2009