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Turdulence 

The unfortunate and potentially messy situation that one experiences when defecating mid-flight and the plane experiences turbulence. The degree of messiness is directly proportional to the degree of turbulence.
Emilie: Man, what happened to your pants? You were in the bathroom forever. I was getting worried.
Catherine: It was awful. Major turdulence. As soon as I sat down, it got bumpy and poop went everywhere.

tardulence 

The act of being a tard, being with a tard or being surrounded by tards.
What's with all the tardulence going on in here?
tardulence by crumblepops June 30, 2014

turdulent 

Someone or something that is as slow as shit.
His turdulent intellect kept him at the check in counter forever.

Terddler 

A toddler that acts and behaves like a real terd.
Your son is a real terddler. He won’t sit still and he smeared his feces on my new wallpaper earlier.
Terddler by Eaton Holgoode January 15, 2019

Turdulence 

The discomfort that occurs due to an inability to pass flatus on a flight.
Just got in from London and man, due I have some turdulence.
Turdulence by Riley finn January 17, 2015
Word of the Day on January 25, 2015

Unexpected Turdulence 

Encountering a surprise during anal sex, which causes the flight to become bumpy or possibly even necessitates an emergency landing...
It was the fuck of my lifetime until unexpected turdulence ended the evening.
Unexpected Turdulence by vonstrosity September 8, 2016
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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