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Turdulence 

The unfortunate and potentially messy situation that one experiences when defecating mid-flight and the plane experiences turbulence. The degree of messiness is directly proportional to the degree of turbulence.
Emilie: Man, what happened to your pants? You were in the bathroom forever. I was getting worried.
Catherine: It was awful. Major turdulence. As soon as I sat down, it got bumpy and poop went everywhere.

tardulence 

The act of being a tard, being with a tard or being surrounded by tards.
What's with all the tardulence going on in here?
tardulence by crumblepops June 30, 2014

turdulent 

Someone or something that is as slow as shit.
His turdulent intellect kept him at the check in counter forever.

Terddler 

A toddler that acts and behaves like a real terd.
Your son is a real terddler. He won’t sit still and he smeared his feces on my new wallpaper earlier.
Terddler by Eaton Holgoode January 15, 2019

Turdulence 

The discomfort that occurs due to an inability to pass flatus on a flight.
Just got in from London and man, due I have some turdulence.
Turdulence by Riley finn January 17, 2015

Unexpected Turdulence 

Encountering a surprise during anal sex, which causes the flight to become bumpy or possibly even necessitates an emergency landing...
It was the fuck of my lifetime until unexpected turdulence ended the evening.
Unexpected Turdulence by vonstrosity September 8, 2016