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Mispelling of "turd". Along the same lines as "rheatard", "reetard", "masterbate", and "your" when not used correctly in a sentence.
Neglected pre-pubescent turds can't spell this sentence right if it was read to them.
by The Observer May 06, 2003
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Abbreviation for “Dude Arguing Online”.

Plural: “DAOs”

Coined by Twitter user @karakittel.
Would the internet exist without DAOs? Sadly, I don’t think so.
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by monkeylabor June 13, 2021
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Terd, unlike Turd, is actually a very small piece of fecal matter. It is generally about the size of a raisin (little bigger) and is a rarity among fecal matter. Even more rare than the watery shit know as diarrhea or "fountain shit" as its known in my house. Terds are usually discovered days after coming into existence and are usually hardened by then and can be handled by hand used for practical jokes.
Dad, which dish is for grandma?

The one with the terd in it.
by superrmonkeyball April 28, 2010
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A portmanteau of the words "Train" and "Nerd". It is a term used to describe certain individuals who derive an identity for themselves around trains and train-related activities.

While the term Foamer is used by those within the community to describe a train enthusiast who figuratively "foams at the mouth" when discussing or engaging in train-related activities, Terd is used by individuals outside of the train enthusiast community to describe those within it in a condescending manner. Usually with a tone of disgust.

Persons who might use the word would generally have no idea what the subject is talking about, nor would ever want to because trains are stupid.
"Oh my God, you fucking terd...I don't give two shits about how the specific wheel slip screech on your favorite locomotive makes you jizz yourself."
by TacoRedneck June 27, 2020
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THe substance that drops out of your anus and brings great relief. Although sometimes it can cause pain, the after affect is very soothing and relaxing
Oh yea, I just terded
you terded
That was a most exellent terding session
by The King Terder October 09, 2003
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Slang for buttered; a means of serving cafenated beverages with a buttered glass. This quaint method of drink decanting originates from the outlying areas of Northern Ireland, where it remains popular to this day. The glass is lightly coated with a thin layer of butter before the beverage is added, this gives the drink a fuller flavour and a slightly oily film on the surface of the liquid.
Barkeep, a coke 'terd my good man.
by John Devlin February 03, 2008
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