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Actions that would be deemed as perverted. A personality trait that has a perverted slant.
Bob is Pervacious and makes my girlfriend uncomfortable.
by Lizard boots and Lipshitz August 14, 2019

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Someone or something that is as slow as shit.
His turdulent intellect kept him at the check in counter forever.
by Lizard boots and Lipshitz December 23, 2016

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An advertising method used to target the canine audience.
The dog food commercial with the dog chasing the chuck wagon is my favorite barketing campaign!
by Lizard boots and Lipshitz July 25, 2019

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The situation of sitting in traffic, not being able to move forward, sideways or backwards, knowing you have to be somewhere.
"Honey, I'm gonna be late, I am so traffucked right now."
by Lizard boots and Lipshitz January 28, 2018

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The act of having a labrador lick the girlie bits, kind of like cunnilingus, but not.
I came home to find my wife in bed with the dog and a jar of peanut butter, and they were both enjoying labralingus!
by Lizard boots and Lipshitz December 23, 2016

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n., pl. (1) a group of sexually intimate people who practice anal sex only within the group. (2)a harem of people who practice anal sex.
His fecal colony has grown exponentially since he put an ad in the personals for new members.
by Lizard boots and Lipshitz December 16, 2016

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n. a flowing waterway that is too big to be considered a 'creek', but too small to be considered a 'river'....therefore, a mingling of the two words to define this size waterway.
Our property was large, backed by a steep slope and boulders in the back and falling to a lovely little criver in the front, where we could watch the herons fishing.
by Lizard boots and Lipshitz December 16, 2016

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