foul wind ensemble

A gathering of four or more friends or acquaintances who suffer from extraordinary flatulance.

I'll think we'll skip the foul wind ensemble tonight if we serve something other than chili.

by Lizard boots and Lipshitz May 27, 2018

Pervacious

Actions that would be deemed as perverted. A personality trait that has a perverted slant.

Bob is Pervacious and makes my girlfriend uncomfortable.

by Lizard boots and Lipshitz August 14, 2019

deliver dark souls to Satan

An expression meaning to take a dump.

Will you excuse me while I deliver dark souls to Satan?

by Lizard boots and Lipshitz August 13, 2019

Lobstritician

A Doctor that specializes in lobsters

Bob is a lobstritician and keeps butter at his practice!

by Lizard boots and Lipshitz August 14, 2019

Catalanche

Describing a cat falling spasticly from a high place.

That catalanche broke some of my favorite china dishes!

by Lizard boots and Lipshitz July 25, 2019

Lyngnastics

The exercise of making up new words for Urban Dictionary.

My girlfriend and I do Lyngnastics for fun and to keep our tongues in shape.

by Lizard boots and Lipshitz August 14, 2019

bingasm

N. (1) The violent shudders and perspiration of the person winning the bingo game, resembling a sexual orgasm.

Those church ladies at the Saturday night bingo games love their bingasms.
LIstening to the church ladies' bingasms cracks me up!
I think granny bingasmed when they called B-7.

by Lizard boots and Lipshitz August 08, 2019