cabotage

To sabotage with a cabbage
The wall of cabbage thwarted the brother's attempt to reach the summit of Rivington Pike, alas, it was cabotage.
by crumblepops October 29, 2013
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tardulence

The act of being a tard, being with a tard or being surrounded by tards.
What's with all the tardulence going on in here?
by crumblepops June 30, 2014
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