cabotage

To sabotage with a cabbage

The wall of cabbage thwarted the brother's attempt to reach the summit of Rivington Pike, alas, it was cabotage.

by crumblepops October 30, 2013

tardulence

The act of being a tard, being with a tard or being surrounded by tards.

What's with all the tardulence going on in here?

by crumblepops June 30, 2014