Tequila’D

I'm on my Tequila shit tonight. Somebody nappy dread headed son bout tuh catch feelings then ima ghost his ass!

His childish ass on FB in his feelings posting subliminal post because he got Tequila’D

by Kirk727 August 23, 2022

Tequila dipper

When the guy dips his junk into a glass of Tequila and she then sucks it off.

Dude, she got waisted from my tequila dippers.

by Tenday May 23, 2020

Tequila dump

When a break-up occurs under the influence of Tequila, only to be retracted the next morning.

Adam: My girlfriend tequila dumped me again last night!

by Facsimile August 31, 2009

tequila drunk

A state of extreme inebriation brought on by ingesting excessive amounts of tequila shots.

Loud, obnoxious behavior resulting in an ass-kicking by nightclub bouncers or pissed-off football players is very common.

Other unintended results include the clap, pregnancy, totaled cars, cripling hangovers, waking-up with a stranger, jail, etc.

Victims often moan the same phrase repeatedly the next day....

"I'll never drink again"

Dude, you haven't lived until you've gotten tequila drunk and fucked a fat chick!

by ted December 26, 2004

tequila diarrhea

alcoholic shit sprays

My underwear was covered in tequila diarrhea this morning.

by Timothy Tool July 11, 2004

tequila dick

A drunk flaccid penis.

Nah I can't fuck her, I got tequila dick.

by MuralThaGod January 3, 2017

tequila demon

A lightweight who is willing to do anything with anyone after only drinking a small amount of alcohol.

She only had one beer and she’s already getting it on with half the school! What a tequila demon...

by Yummymonkeys234 January 31, 2018