ted's definitions

jay cutler

Vanderbilt quarterback who probably will be a top 10 pick in NFL draft. He beat Tennesee for the first time in like 20 years.

Jay Cutler is number 9

by Ted April 17, 2006

liberty

Something not found in amerikkka

Bill of Rights? Liberty? The PATRIOT Act made all of those things obsolete. Get with the times.

by Ted June 5, 2005

Painting a Picasso

The action of cumming on a womans stomach,back or face

bro,ashley let me fuck her in the ass then paint a picasso..

by Ted April 7, 2005

crackasian

they think they're caucasian, but they're just asians on crack

"Hello!"
"AAHHHHH, it's a crackasian!"

by Ted April 9, 2005

fatometer

Taken from the latin word 'meter' which means to measure, and the English word 'fat' meaning that jiggly cottage cheese bag around your gut and ass this word describes any kid of scale fat people use.

Alright chunky, get on the fatometer and make sure all of your sagging ankles make it on this time.

by Ted April 18, 2005

cognizize

to understand and pass on that understanding

Ted cognizized the knowledge to Mckay

by ted April 21, 2005

SMDB

Literally stands for "Suck My Dick Bitch".

Ted, SMDB. Im playing Grand Theft Auto and eating Ice cream.

by ted April 28, 2005