ted's definitions

crackasian

they think they're caucasian, but they're just asians on crack

"Hello!"
"AAHHHHH, it's a crackasian!"

by Ted April 9, 2005

fart hammer

the penis of a homosexual male,a fart hammer for hammering farts.

when are you gonna let me stick this fart hammer up your ass!?

by ted July 4, 2004

fatometer

Taken from the latin word 'meter' which means to measure, and the English word 'fat' meaning that jiggly cottage cheese bag around your gut and ass this word describes any kid of scale fat people use.

Alright chunky, get on the fatometer and make sure all of your sagging ankles make it on this time.

by Ted April 18, 2005

jay cutler

Vanderbilt quarterback who probably will be a top 10 pick in NFL draft. He beat Tennesee for the first time in like 20 years.

Jay Cutler is number 9

by Ted April 17, 2006

Beast

The term is usually used to greet Mark Alan Young, he was born August 20th 1988, see him and bitchslap the cunt

Yo beast, wha' sup!!!

by Ted December 7, 2004

penetentary bingo

The phrase used to Shout out when a woman Bends over at the "Perfect" angle for anal sex.
bingo

mmm,look at gennivive pickin up her shoe's in those jean's... Penetentary Bingo!

by Ted April 6, 2005

i think bails suck

a worrd used by the gravity team on there video, you can find this on kazza if you search, bails

hhi, im zac shupwac, and this is blink, and were the gravity team, i think bails suck

by ted November 23, 2003