ted's definitions

5 cent

Vern Troyer

Came out as 5 cent during the Teen Choice Awards 2003.

by Ted August 8, 2003

megavillain

Contemporary visual agent and instigator.

Check out megavillain.com

by Ted February 4, 2005

Orb

the appendage also called the male genitals....commonly known as sphere or unit. Typical amongst males and occasionally she/he's

I held my "orb" in tuscany while naked at the dinner table to avoid embarrassment

by ted August 16, 2004

yous

Plural of you.

Are yous going to the movie tonight?

Fuck off yous.

by Ted March 19, 2003

tinabock

Tina Bock is a huge slut bag. Shes dirty

Oh tina bock your a slut bag...

by Ted March 26, 2005

pelavator

The bad background music in all porn-o's.

Ted, is that Kenny G. pelevator music turning you on, too?

by Ted April 21, 2003

Vanderbilt

That university in Nashville Tennessee. Where everyone wears polo shirts with the collars popped, guys have seersucker shorts and flip flops and girls miniskirts and Ugg boots or flip flops. Where the frats and sororities reign supreme. Where drunkeness is expected. Where your social status as a freshman is determined by whether you live in Branscomb or Kissam. Where there are more rival fans than Vandy fans at football games. Where everyone is too rich and spoiled to give a crap about the world.

Vanderbilt is tres prep.

by Ted May 6, 2005