96 definitions by ted

1
whatever. any person who is chiefy-ish enough to actually create this definition is certainly the ultimate chief
by ted June 22, 2003
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3
Hang yourself by a scarf and masterbate. It really increases the pleasure.
Brian really digs scarfing from the ceiling fan.
by ted April 21, 2003
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4
sauced: to be so drunk all you can think about is how drunk you are
i was supremely sauced at the party
by ted October 06, 2004
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5
A state of extreme inebriation brought on by ingesting excessive amounts of tequila shots.

Loud, obnoxious behavior resulting in an ass-kicking by nightclub bouncers or pissed-off football players is very common.

Other unintended results include the clap, pregnancy, totaled cars, cripling hangovers, waking-up with a stranger, jail, etc.

Victims often moan the same phrase repeatedly the next day....

"I'll never drink again"
Dude, you haven't lived until you've gotten tequila drunk and fucked a fat chick!
by ted December 26, 2004
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Coiler, floater, or a piece of sh**!
Ussualy smelly. Brown or greenish brown whitnuts ocasionally
My dog left a coiler in the backyard.
by ted August 31, 2003
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7
bit of crap to scoop up dog shit with.
a person is walking down the road and sees a bit of shit. He thinks 'hmmm, good job i've got my beano with me. i'll clear that up!2
by ted November 12, 2003
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