Tellen 

A little shit that likes to just fuck with you, but that's how he shows his love for you. AWWWWWWWW!

Tellen will fucking merk u man 100%.

Tellen by Cuck Johnson October 11, 2019

Tellernippel 

Tellernippel are big nippels with enormous forecouts that are shaped like plates (in German = Teller). So they look like a dish. Black girls often habe Tellernippel.

"OMG look dem Tellernippel!!!" - "Bimml bimml yooo I wanna suck dem both!" - "Alda ich liebe Tellernippel..."

Tellernippel by gollomosh August 26, 2023

miles teller 

a very sexy hot man who has abs of steel and a very nice moustache .

friend : why don't you have a boyfriend ?
me : because miles teller is not single .

miles teller by sassysquad June 7, 2022

he's catching on, I'm telling ya 

In reference to Ron Paul's first tv ad for the Republican New Hampshire Primaries.

When this comment is spoken/written, it is meant to be funny.

(As seen in online message boards) Did you see that Ron Paul has 60,000 members in meetup groups? He's catching on, I'm telling ya.

he's catching on, I'm telling ya by Angel Messenger November 25, 2007

sexy truth-teller

Someone who holds ridiculous opinions that are unpopular for a reason and spews them to anyone who will listen (and many who won't) in a most asinine manner while believing that they are edgy, sexy, and everything cool for doing so AND that they are bravely showing the rest of the world the cold, hard truth.

Sexy Truth-Teller: Women really are lesser beings than men. They're only good for cooking and screwing. If that hurts, too bad. I'm only speaking the truth that most people are too afraid to face.

Person: Wow, you fancy yourself some kind of sexy truth-teller, huh?

sexy truth-teller by ALovelyPeanut April 25, 2008

telling stories 

Lying; Making stuff up that's not true.

Tom: Hey Jack, Joe told me he flew his car into a skyscraper the other day!
Jack: Really? I was at his house yesterday, and there wasn't even a scratch on his car.

Tom: Yeah, Joe is pretty good at telling stories. We don't even live close to a city.

telling stories by PsychoticSpirit January 9, 2016

I'm tellin' ya

i'm completely serious and/or quite positive of what i've just said.

"hey, that guy over there was just checking out your ass."
"yeah, right. come off it."
"i'm tellin' ya..."

I'm tellin' ya by missanthropy February 15, 2006