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An absolute Shmuck. This name symbolises retardation and chronic ear worms. this fucking bozo deserves to be punted with a bowling ball to hopefully deafen his other ear. he also can't comprehend the concept of a shower, deodorant, or brushing his teeth, due to his shit-for-brains nature.
Sav: la la what a beautiful day ! today is so good since i havent seen any deaf lobotomites!
Tullen: fee fi fo fum i hate women and coloured people blah blah

Sav: Oh no! a troglodyte!

Flavia: euuwh

Will: *hits the twin towers with a plane*
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Muscley sigma who hates all women.

Usually comes in a sigma pack.
Micah: "yo tullens a sigma"
Sav: "nah hes not (im a beta women robot)

Will: "im an illegal immigrant owo"
Micah: "nigga tf wrong with u"

Tullen: "penis aids."

Will: "omg im so sorry pls let me use ur hearing aid as a dildo!!11"
Tullen by AnonymousHacker3000 March 17, 2022

Jethro Tulling 

(v.) The act of incorrectly assuming that a band whose name is a person's name is the name of a member of said band. This is most common by assuming that the band Jethro Tull's front man is actually named Jethro Tull, when, in reality, his name is Ian Anderson.

It is also common with the bands Gogol Bordello, Steely Dan, and Pink Floyd.
Mike: Did you see how amazingly Gogol Bordello can play his guitar?

Jeff: Dude, quit Jethro Tulling, the guy's name is Eugene Hütz, but he is most definitely amazing!
Jethro Tulling by LuciferSam1967 September 8, 2010

nodus tollen 

the realization that the plot of your life doesn’t make sense to you anymore
She was feeling nodus tollen when her crush asked someone else to prom
nodus tollen by Htraub March 21, 2017
Tuleen is beautiful and has a great personality. she can become friends with anyone. She is very smart and is a great best friend.she is funny but serious and understanding. she is the only person i truly trust :)
Sammie: "I am hanging out with Tuleen later."

Coco: "I love her! She is so sweet."
Tuleen by gghhh November 1, 2010
He is very athletic can be cocky but most the times he isn’t , he’s dangerous and is very good at new things he’s a good sport and plays many sports he very responsible as well he also plays for cny elite
Tallen is handsome
Tallen by Cny elite July 13, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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