Teledralk

The act of teleporting and walking because you are so drunk you have no idea how you really got home

I teledralked back to the house last night didn't I?

by SIC43rdst August 25, 2009

Teledrinking

The act of social drinking by any means of telecommunication including but not limited to: telephone, SMS messaging, MMS messaging, webcam, video chat, morris code, smoke signals, etc.

Vikram: "Yo, what were you doing last Thursday?"
Ayaz: "I was teledrinking with Evgueni."

Sarah: "Are you an alcoholic because you drink alone?"
Ayaz: "No, I teledrink."

by OttawaAlcoholic February 5, 2010

Teledrama

The endless whining of a lover on the telephone.

(Whining: to utter a plaintive, high-pitched, protracted sound, as in pain, fear, supplication, or complaint. To complain or protest in a childish fashion.)

"Mary, leave the telephone for a minute at least, please!!!"

"Just a sec... John is having a teledrama"

by rperazag May 23, 2010

Telestalketer

A particularly aggressive (sometimes hostile) telemarketer who won't take no for an answer and calls daily.

Can't we get the this phone number blocked? It's a telestalketer!

by SCNYC January 14, 2011

teletalk

A person that telecommutes and becomes starved for social interaction, so much that when he returns to the office, all he wants to do is talk with everyone.

Jason, who we haven't seen for a month, corners people in the hallways and starts to teletalk...like we want to hear his life experiences for the last month.

by wallville September 19, 2009

teledrink

The act of conducting a telephone conversation with the sole intent to get drunk with a friend. This may or may not include comparison televiewing.

Rick: "What are you up to tonight?"
Dave: "meh."
Rick: "Teledrink?"
Dave: "Free nights start at 9."
Rick: "I'll conference Matt in."
Dave: "cool."

by dave atoz June 27, 2007

telestalker

An actor or actress who seems to be in every movie, television show, or advertisement that you see.

1."Did that commercial just say that Titanic is going to be on TV tonight? I just watched The Aviator yesterday! Leonardo DiCaprio is totally telestalking me!

2. "Nicholas D'Agosto is a total telestalker. First, I see him in Heroes, and then he ends up being in the episode of Supernatural that was just on!"

by MadisonB February 4, 2009