Teledralk
The act of teleporting and walking because you are so drunk you have no idea how you really got home
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Teledrinking
The act of social drinking by any means of telecommunication including but not limited to: telephone, SMS messaging, MMS messaging, webcam, video chat, morris code, smoke signals, etc.
Vikram: "Yo, what were you doing last Thursday?"
Ayaz: "I was teledrinking with Evgueni."
Sarah: "Are you an alcoholic because you drink alone?"
Ayaz: "No, I teledrink."
Ayaz: "I was teledrinking with Evgueni."
Sarah: "Are you an alcoholic because you drink alone?"
Ayaz: "No, I teledrink."
Teledrinking by OttawaAlcoholic February 5, 2010
Related Words
Teledralk • telestalker • Teledrama • teledrink • Teledrinking • Teledrunk • Telerarkies • Telestalketer • teletalk
Teledrama
The endless whining of a lover on the telephone.
(Whining: to utter a plaintive, high-pitched, protracted sound, as in pain, fear, supplication, or complaint. To complain or protest in a childish fashion.)
(Whining: to utter a plaintive, high-pitched, protracted sound, as in pain, fear, supplication, or complaint. To complain or protest in a childish fashion.)
Telestalketer
A particularly aggressive (sometimes hostile) telemarketer who won't take no for an answer and calls daily.
Telestalketer by SCNYC January 14, 2011
teletalk
A person that telecommutes and becomes starved for social interaction, so much that when he returns to the office, all he wants to do is talk with everyone.
teledrink
The act of conducting a telephone conversation with the sole intent to get drunk with a friend. This may or may not include comparison televiewing.
telestalker
1."Did that commercial just say that Titanic is going to be on TV tonight? I just watched The Aviator yesterday! Leonardo DiCaprio is totally telestalking me!
2. "Nicholas D'Agosto is a total telestalker. First, I see him in Heroes, and then he ends up being in the episode of Supernatural that was just on!"
2. "Nicholas D'Agosto is a total telestalker. First, I see him in Heroes, and then he ends up being in the episode of Supernatural that was just on!"
telestalker by MadisonB February 4, 2009
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