teletalk
A person that telecommutes and becomes starved for social interaction, so much that when he returns to the office, all he wants to do is talk with everyone.
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Telestalketer
A particularly aggressive (sometimes hostile) telemarketer who won't take no for an answer and calls daily.
Telestalketer by SCNYC January 14, 2011
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telestalker
1."Did that commercial just say that Titanic is going to be on TV tonight? I just watched The Aviator yesterday! Leonardo DiCaprio is totally telestalking me!
2. "Nicholas D'Agosto is a total telestalker. First, I see him in Heroes, and then he ends up being in the episode of Supernatural that was just on!"
2. "Nicholas D'Agosto is a total telestalker. First, I see him in Heroes, and then he ends up being in the episode of Supernatural that was just on!"
telestalker by MadisonB February 4, 2009
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