Teledrinking

The act of social drinking by any means of telecommunication including but not limited to: telephone, SMS messaging, MMS messaging, webcam, video chat, morris code, smoke signals, etc.

Vikram: "Yo, what were you doing last Thursday?"
Ayaz: "I was teledrinking with Evgueni."

Sarah: "Are you an alcoholic because you drink alone?"
Ayaz: "No, I teledrink."

Teledrinking by OttawaAlcoholic February 5, 2010

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Textdrinking

Verb. 1. To text friends and family while you are drinking.

2. Texting people while you drinbk alone so you don't feel lonely. Could be in text form or even pictures.

#1My brother was textdrinking me last night.
#2 My buddy Rick and I were textdrinking for 6 hours last saturday. He had 12 beers and I only had 10. I sent him a pic of my first 3 beers.

Textdrinking by Krazy K Mooghasi June 10, 2009

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Teledrinking • celedrinking • Textdrinking

celedrinking

Drinking that is done in celebration of some accomplishment or good fortune.

aka: celebratory drinking

John and I are going out celedrinking in honor of the end of finals week!

celedrinking by Daytime Drinker December 15, 2009

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Grindset

The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.

“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”

Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026

Word of the Day on May 23, 2026

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jerb

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Word of the Day on May 22, 2026

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Cheeks

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

Word of the Day on May 21, 2026

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sans sheriff

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Word of the Day on May 20, 2026

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