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Teledrinking 

The act of social drinking by any means of telecommunication including but not limited to: telephone, SMS messaging, MMS messaging, webcam, video chat, morris code, smoke signals, etc.
Vikram: "Yo, what were you doing last Thursday?"
Ayaz: "I was teledrinking with Evgueni."

Sarah: "Are you an alcoholic because you drink alone?"
Ayaz: "No, I teledrink."
Teledrinking by OttawaAlcoholic February 5, 2010

Telefunken u47 

a metaphor for a large dildo. it refers to the u47 microphone made by the German company called Telefunken, it was originally used by Frank Zappa in his album Joe's garage. the cylindrical shape plus the fact that the name sounds like fucken you, lend to the humor
Larry: we got a present for you

marry: what is it, what are you ganna give me
Larry: it looks just like a Telefunken u47... you'll love it
marry: with leather?

telefunken 

Telefunken; (tel - eh - FUNK - en)

1. Outrageously enjoyable;
2. Super funky;
3. Out-of-this-world exciting;
4. A word used when one has had an exceptionally agreeable experience;
"Gosh, our day at the carnival was telefunken. It was the most exciting day of my life!"
telefunken by Eve and Emily January 31, 2006

Tredrunk 

adj. When a person has consumed so much alcohol that they are beyond the point where they can be described as smashed, crunked or any other common slang. Being tredrunk can result in memory loss, however everybody will have stories about you the next day if you manage to find your way home. Other side effects include vomiting, hallucination, embarrasment (depending on the person), and good night sleeps in random places.
Wow, that bitch is tredrunk!

teledrink 

The act of conducting a telephone conversation with the sole intent to get drunk with a friend. This may or may not include comparison televiewing.

Rick: "What are you up to tonight?"
Dave: "meh."
Rick: "Teledrink?"
Dave: "Free nights start at 9."
Rick: "I'll conference Matt in."
Dave: "cool."
teledrink by dave atoz June 27, 2007

Teledralk 

The act of teleporting and walking because you are so drunk you have no idea how you really got home
I teledralked back to the house last night didn't I?
Teledralk by SIC43rdst August 25, 2009
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026
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