by Wtfitshardtofindahandle July 20, 2017
Get the Teledrunk mug.The act of social drinking by any means of telecommunication including but not limited to: telephone, SMS messaging, MMS messaging, webcam, video chat, morris code, smoke signals, etc.
Vikram: "Yo, what were you doing last Thursday?"
Ayaz: "I was teledrinking with Evgueni."
Sarah: "Are you an alcoholic because you drink alone?"
Ayaz: "No, I teledrink."
Ayaz: "I was teledrinking with Evgueni."
Sarah: "Are you an alcoholic because you drink alone?"
Ayaz: "No, I teledrink."
by OttawaAlcoholic February 5, 2010
Get the Teledrinking mug.a metaphor for a large dildo. it refers to the u47 microphone made by the German company called Telefunken, it was originally used by Frank Zappa in his album Joe's garage. the cylindrical shape plus the fact that the name sounds like fucken you, lend to the humor
Larry: we got a present for you
marry: what is it, what are you ganna give me
Larry: it looks just like a Telefunken u47... you'll love it
marry: with leather?
marry: what is it, what are you ganna give me
Larry: it looks just like a Telefunken u47... you'll love it
marry: with leather?
by aman of the box May 21, 2010
Get the Telefunken u47 mug.Telefunken; (tel - eh - FUNK - en)
1. Outrageously enjoyable;
2. Super funky;
3. Out-of-this-world exciting;
4. A word used when one has had an exceptionally agreeable experience;
1. Outrageously enjoyable;
2. Super funky;
3. Out-of-this-world exciting;
4. A word used when one has had an exceptionally agreeable experience;
by Eve and Emily January 31, 2006
Get the telefunken mug.adj. When a person has consumed so much alcohol that they are beyond the point where they can be described as smashed, crunked or any other common slang. Being tredrunk can result in memory loss, however everybody will have stories about you the next day if you manage to find your way home. Other side effects include vomiting, hallucination, embarrasment (depending on the person), and good night sleeps in random places.
Wow, that bitch is tredrunk!
by I can't remember. I'm tredrunk. October 30, 2007
Get the Tredrunk mug.The act of conducting a telephone conversation with the sole intent to get drunk with a friend. This may or may not include comparison televiewing.
Rick: "What are you up to tonight?"
Dave: "meh."
Rick: "Teledrink?"
Dave: "Free nights start at 9."
Rick: "I'll conference Matt in."
Dave: "cool."
Dave: "meh."
Rick: "Teledrink?"
Dave: "Free nights start at 9."
Rick: "I'll conference Matt in."
Dave: "cool."
by dave atoz June 27, 2007
Get the teledrink mug.The act of teleporting and walking because you are so drunk you have no idea how you really got home
by SIC43rdst August 25, 2009
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