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Really good looking dude, good at basketball.
Wow look at Tejji
Tejji by You’ll die February 7, 2019
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Tejinder Manhas

This interesting life form comes in all shapes and sizes. No quite knows what this thing is, but most of the time it comes in human form located in the class of 219 of Port Moody Secondary School. After many years of studying, not one student or teacher alike, is quite sure as to the thought process of this life form. It believed that the only person on this planet can actually tame and manage the beast: Dua Lipa. His arsenal of silly mistakes and mind boggling processes in IB math and IB economics. Manhas is said to prey on ministry kids, as he cannot stand their "pure stupidity.
Student 1: Dude, I got Tejinder Manhas next semester. Is he any good.
Student 2: Bro, you may as transfer to another school, because he's going to get on your ass about silly mistakes
Tejinder Manhas by Dexter Forster October 18, 2022
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Tenjing is an Asian soccer player who dates the most annoying chick in your school, but is an awesome person to hang out with. He's going grey at 17 but that's just because he's Asian. Tenjing is very in shape and is good at everything he does, he has a nice ass and works at the Italian restaurant down the street. He eats like garbage but is still in shape probably because he works out instead of sitting down doing nothing. He plays tennis but recently hasn't won any games. Heavy drug user, however his girlfriend can't stand it.
Thank fuck i'm not Asian I don't to be like Tenjing
Tenjing by fagito May 19, 2019
Tejuism is a religion where the god TEJU (also known as TEJA). People of this religion pray to the almighty teju, anybody in other religions is in tejuism, all religion tie up to tejuism the supreme religion of the supreme god, it currently a booming religion with an amazing growth rate, the largest in the world, GOD is among you, in the form of TEJA
Oh almighty teju u are the greatest, go Tejuism, all hail TEJU.
Tejuism by GOD AM I October 18, 2009

tejinder 

just the ultimate mothafucka, nuff said.
tejinder? fuck eh
tejinder by random1912 October 23, 2009
Tejuice, a short (but in actuality is longer) form of Tejas, is a sadistic little man with big eyes and deems himself a dictator to no people, except for the fabled communist Andy Zoo. With the anger of a thousand feminists and a politically shunned Kiran, (pronounced Kiran, not Kiran) he can topple the mighty luster that the all-mighty anaeesh bestowed upon his one-person dictatorship. Another one of his abusive relationships is of the Shreyank but mostly Shreyank criticizes Tejuice for who he is (not nice!)

Tejuice is a devout homophobic and any attempts to reach his ballsac has been failed. Even the great Anaeesh can not fend against such attacks, mainly given to the author of this definition.

He also has an unhealthy obsession with anti-communist propaganda (even though the sole person in his dictatorship is a communist), is an ex-board member of MHSRoyale, and after the great Krish revolution of 2017, has stumbled into the zone of 'Counterfeit' (And thinks that he is a master hacktivist programmer after making 2.0 3.0 and all the bs versions that are really just about 4 lines of code) and has gained zero dollars from the scheme. In secrecy, he has made the Dictator-Communist-Soviet pact of 2018 real, and has gathered Andy Zoo, himself, and the great Lenin (or his remains, so to speak) to create an all out virus out of the counterfeit series.
Shreyank: Man, Tejuice looks all worked up over there.
Anaeesh: He probably got a 99 from Serrano but a 69 from Rama
Shreyank: Damn, homophobes must hate to get 69s
Tejuice by thiri June 18, 2018
The best ship to ever exist, if you dont ship it then what are you even doing with your life?
Hey look its Tejin its the best couple to never walk the Earth.

I ship Tejin religiously
Tejin by jeonginsdimplez September 13, 2018
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