2 definitions by Dexter Forster

Yakov Reznikov

This sexy human is actually something else. He makes any human cream when he enters the room. In fact, when he was born, a new form blessing was created. When you lay your eyes on this Reznikov of a man, your eyes are blessed for the rest of your life.
Strengths: Everything
Weaknesses: Tejinder Manhas, Wally Sawchuk, Angela Chan

Friend: You're almost as sexy as Yakov Reznikov
Me: Dude I'm not even close to him. He's just something else

by Dexter Forster June 6, 2022

Tejinder Manhas

This interesting life form comes in all shapes and sizes. No quite knows what this thing is, but most of the time it comes in human form located in the class of 219 of Port Moody Secondary School. After many years of studying, not one student or teacher alike, is quite sure as to the thought process of this life form. It believed that the only person on this planet can actually tame and manage the beast: Dua Lipa. His arsenal of silly mistakes and mind boggling processes in IB math and IB economics. Manhas is said to prey on ministry kids, as he cannot stand their "pure stupidity.

Student 1: Dude, I got Tejinder Manhas next semester. Is he any good.
Student 2: Bro, you may as transfer to another school, because he's going to get on your ass about silly mistakes

by Dexter Forster October 19, 2022