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Tenjing is an Asian soccer player who dates the most annoying chick in your school, but is an awesome person to hang out with. He's going grey at 17 but that's just because he's Asian. Tenjing is very in shape and is good at everything he does, he has a nice ass and works at the Italian restaurant down the street. He eats like garbage but is still in shape probably because he works out instead of sitting down doing nothing. He plays tennis but recently hasn't won any games. Heavy drug user, however his girlfriend can't stand it.
Thank fuck i'm not Asian I don't to be like Tenjing
Tenjing by fagito May 19, 2019
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tenjing CHEWnag 

My faaaaaav boy ever!! DR TENJING. This guy saved a grape gum for me! My bestie 4 lyf. Thank you for subscribing to my “gf” channel. Like but don’t share! The non hesitant bewbie grabber of all times! The cute tt snore guy has all my heart <33 Please be subscribed forever. You’re the best I’ve ever had and manifesting always will! Your forever fly <3
tenjing CHEWnag is a stupid boy
tenjing CHEWnag by kkthefly September 26, 2023
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porco Tensing [porco Tensing]

porco Tensing, is a meme exclamation, originated from the video "Pingu sottotitolato (di nuovo)" where a portion from a Pingu episode is subtitled in italian. Being Pingu language Gibberish the subtitles are obviously fake, and made funny
Porco means pig and it's often used in blasphemy. Tensing is the italian name for the Dragon Ball character Tenshinhan.

ball tending

Using your hand to cup your balls as a makeshift suspensory or scrotal support to keep from rupturing yourself from grunting and forcing out an unusually large turd or from constipation.Can also be used to protect balls from over-spray in wicked projectile diarrhea situations.In this scenario the ball sack is pulled up between the legs,safely sheltered from splatter and back-splash.
I can tell from they way my bowels are growling I'm gonna be doing some ball tending very soon.
ball tending by wolfbait51 June 4, 2011
super pretty, funny, kind hearted once you get to know this person
a great friend and fabulous person
oh hot damn tenzing is the bobdiggity
tenzing by foshodohbohhoe March 31, 2010

tending cattle 

Going to the bar with the intention of picking up a hot chick...then going home with a fat girl.
Im hungry like the wolf, but I'll end up tending cattle. -BHG
tending cattle by JJames September 17, 2005
When the erect penis causes containing fabrics such as underwear or bedsheets to be raised in a tent-like shape.
What're you looking at me like that for? I'm just tenting?
tenting by Jeff Buckley January 6, 2008
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hey let's get a drink of that?

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*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

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God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

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Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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