Tejuism is a religion where the god TEJU (also known as TEJA). People of this religion pray to the almighty teju, anybody in other religions is in tejuism, all religion tie up to tejuism the supreme religion of the supreme god, it currently a booming religion with an amazing growth rate, the largest in the world, GOD is among you, in the form of TEJA
by GOD AM I October 18, 2009
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by thetruthhurtsIknow October 20, 2009
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Thomas: Hey Paul, why does Aaron love to shop endlessly at Temu and hiss at everyone that mentions other online stores like Amazon?
Paul: Oh, Aaron's just a devout believer in Temuism. Ever since he got that one Temu YouTube ad from his phone, he's been rambling about Temu to everyone like there's no tommorrow.
Aaron: Temuism is the truth, y'know! Oh and, if you insult Temu like that again, you'll be cursed with many, many horrible things.
Paul: Oh, Aaron's just a devout believer in Temuism. Ever since he got that one Temu YouTube ad from his phone, he's been rambling about Temu to everyone like there's no tommorrow.
Aaron: Temuism is the truth, y'know! Oh and, if you insult Temu like that again, you'll be cursed with many, many horrible things.
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